Gen Z: Here Are 15 Things You Can Do With Your Time Now That TikTok Is Banned
TikTok has been officially banned over concerns of improper data collection and the spread of propaganda from the Chinese-owned app.…
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😱 Monkey Business: BLM Sees Racism in a new Osgood Perkins horror!
Well, folks, it seems the perpetually offended have found their newest target, and this time, it’s not a historical statue,…
Gen Z Upset About TikTok Ban For 4.3 Seconds, Which Is The Maximum Amount Of Time They Can Focus On Something Thanks To TikTok
U.S. — After the U.S. Supreme Court upheld a ban on the Chinese social media platform TikTok, Gen Z managed…
Senate Committee Sticks To Softball Questions For Shotgun-Toting Kristi Noem
WASHINGTON, D.C. — South Dakota Governor Kristi Noem was expected to be approved as Trump’s Secretary of Homeland Security following…
Success: After 20 Years Of Adulthood, Man Finally Able To Take A Sip Of Black Coffee Without Grimacing
GRANDVIEW, MO — A local man reached a historic life milestone today, as after 25 years of adulthood, he was…
Pros And Cons Of Buying Greenland
Read MoreThe OnionPresident-elect Donald Trump has expressed his interest in buying Greenland, an idea he first floated back in 2019.…
Shocking Photos Emerge Of Pete Davidson Dating Marylin Monroe In 1958
HOLLYWOOD, CA — As crews continued to sift through the rubble of fire-ravaged neighborhoods in the Los Angeles area, one…
Kendrick Lamar Hit With Drive-By Summons Outside L.A. Nightclub
Read MoreThe OnionLOS ANGELES—In a chaotic scene that saw young people screaming and ducking for cover in the moments after…
Retired Parents With Open Calendar Want To Know Why You Don’t Put Your 8 Kids In A Car And Drive 3000 Miles To See Them More Often
EVANSVILLE, IN — Troubling reports circulated today that your retired parents, who have completely open calendars, wanted to know why…
Kamala Harris Delivers Farewell Address To A Bunch Of Beanie Babies Spread Out On Her Bed
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Following the President’s farewell address on Wednesday evening, Vice President Kamala Harris delivered her own heartfelt address…