California Officials Pleased With Voter Turnout Of 250 Percent
LOS ANGELES, CA — Officials in California hailed the historic number of ballots cast in the state’s primaries, proudly…
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Get Ready for RiseFest 2026 Because Your Wallet Isn’t Empty Enough Already
Get ready for RiseFest 2026 🎉🙏 RiseFest: Christian Music Festival 🎶💫 June discounts for groups 📆👥 Kids 10 & under:…
Bad Sign? Big Mac Now Listed As ‘Market Price’
CHICAGO, IL — The U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics revealed on Tuesday that America may be heading into a…
Helldivers Film Completely Collapses Without Jason Momoa Because Let’s Be Real He Was the Only Reason Anyone Cared
The Helldivers film is in a bit of a pickle, folks! 🍔👀. It seems that Jason Momoa, the star of…
Nintendo Direct June 2026: The Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time Remake Finally Happening After 12 Years of Begging and 4000 False Leaks on Switch 2 Because Youll Buy It Anyway
The Nintendo Direct June 2026 has finally confirmed what we all knew was coming: a remake of the classic game…
Los Angeles Officials Warn It May Take Several Weeks To Tally Up Goals From World Cup Matches
LOS ANGELES, CA — With several World Cup matches scheduled to be played at SoFi Stadium, Los Angeles officials…
Duran Duran is Being Forced to Share the Stage with Other Bands at Hyde Park Because Apparently They Cant Sell Out a Venue on Their Own
Nile Rodgers & CHIC, Groove Armada (DJ set), SOPHIE GREY., SISTRA, Harrison, Wendy Bevan, and Sam Scherdel are joining the…
Terrorist Iran’s clumsy mishap spills precious oil everywhere
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be reporting on the latest…
Liberal rich kid Nick Reiner begs for trust fund blood money
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where the fake news media…
Fake news CNN whines about Iran’s self-inflicted economic woes
Oh, great, another “news” article from the fake media trying to tear down our beloved President Trump and his amazing…