The Devil Wears Prada Drops ‘Flowers’ Album: Prepare for Floralcore, You Heathens
THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA, those elder statesmen of Hot Topic metalcore, are apparently still at it! 👴🏻 They’re gracing us…
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TRIVIUM’s Next Album: Prepare to Be Mildly Excited in 2026/2027 (Maybe)
Oh, the DRAMA! 🙄 In a groundbreaking, earth-shattering interview with Bloodstock TV host Oran “Who?” O’Beirne, Paolo “The Bassist” Gregoletto…
Oversight Chair Promises Speedy Epstein File Dump (But Don’t Worry, Victims, We’ll Try Not to Mess It Up)
Another Deep State stall tactic! The House Oversight Committee, led by that RINO James Comer, claims it wants to release…
Uvalde school officials playing email hide-and-seek, court order be damned
Of course, the liberal media at CNN is now twisting the knife in Uvalde, because that’s what they do best,…
Disney Pukes Up First Look at Muppets’ New Vomit Inducer
Oh, honey, did you hear? 🙄 Those poor, misguided Muppets fans are losing their minds because Muppet*Vision 3D, the last…
Daniel Day-Lewis dusts off his acting muscles for the cinematic masterpiece “Anemone” trailer, you peasants
Oh, look, another movie! 🙄 As if we needed more moving pictures to distract us from the impending doom of…
What To Know About ‘Alien: Earth’
Read MoreThe OnionAlien: Earth, the latest entry in the Alien franchise, is now streaming. The Onion shares everything you need…
Announcement: The Bee Is Excited To Unveil Our New Logo
U.S. — Times change, and we must change with them. That was the philosophy that prompted us to update our…
US Tariff Tantrum on European Cars: Paused for Dramatic Effect
Oh, CNN is reporting on trade agreements now? Probably just another attempt to undermine our glorious President Trump! They whine…
Ding Dong, the Dobson’s Gone
Another great patriot has left us, folks. James Dobson, a true warrior for traditional values, has passed on to that…