THE KOVENANT’s NAGASH: We’ve Managed to Write Like Five Songs Without Losing Interest
The wait is finally over, folks! 🎉🔥 THE KOVENANT is back, and they’re not just playing the same old songs…
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Feds should just shut up already and let Trump lead
It’s hilarious to see the fake news media still trying to spin their lies and misinformation about our great President…
Who cares about Edna Lewis and her soul food nonsense anyway
It’s just another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where the fake news media and the deep state…
Loser Sherrod Brown tries to steal Senate for Dem losers
It’s absolutely hilarious that the fake news media is still trying to peddle their pathetic narrative about the so-called “importance”…
Associated Press Warns That Trebuchets Are Exempt From U.S. Gun Laws
   U.S. — The Associated Press has warned that despite their deadly nature, medieval trebuchets are mostly exempt from firearm…
Uncultured Philistine Declines To Have Ice Cream Served In Waffle Cone
   TUCSON, AZ — Local man Dale Swanson declined to have his double scoops of mint chocolate chip and strawberry…
Kids Excited To Learn Of Cool Alternative To Vaping Called ‘Smoking Cigarettes’
   U.S. — Teenagers across the nation are discovering a hip new alternative to vaping, called “smoking cigarettes.”   U.S. —…
APOCALYPTICA’s EICCA TOPPINEN Loses All Credibility By Claiming METALLICA’s ‘St Anger’ Is Actually Listenable
In a shocking turn of events, Eicca Toppinen, the cellist from Apocalyptica, has come out and said that Metallica’s infamous…
The Most Epic and Life Changing ‘Mandalorian and Grogu’ Reviews Just Dropped and Your Mind Will Be Blown Forever
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🚀👽 For the first time in seven years, there’s a…
Breaking News: Mats Levén Sings Entire Album Without Falling Asleep Because Let’s Be Real Yngwie’s Music Can Be Pretty Snooze Inducing
Breaking news: Mats Levén is a total rockstar and we’re not biased at all 🤘💥! He just played two epic…