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10 Most Carbon-Friendly Vehicles In 2025
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10 Most Carbon-Friendly Vehicles In 2025

Finn McFrameJune 23, 2025

With the world falling apart and the threat of a nuclear holocaust looming each day, everyone can agree that the…

Obama Distraught As Trump Bombs Cool Nuke Factory He Paid For
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Obama Distraught As Trump Bombs Cool Nuke Factory He Paid For

Finn McFrameJune 23, 2025

EDGARTOWN, MA — With the news that the U.S. military had carried out a successful bombing operation in Iran over…

Report: Toby Keith Smiling Down From Heaven
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Report: Toby Keith Smiling Down From Heaven

Finn McFrameJune 21, 2025

HEAVEN — Sources confirmed that Toby Keith smiled his biggest grin today as he watched American B-2 bombers rain down…

Guy Who Can’t Settle Dispute Between His Toddlers Pretty Sure He Has This Israel-Iran Thing Solved
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Guy Who Can’t Settle Dispute Between His Toddlers Pretty Sure He Has This Israel-Iran Thing Solved

Finn McFrameJune 20, 2025

GRANDVIEW, MO — A local father who spent the entire day failing to settle a dispute between his toddlers later…

Texan Republicans Tip Off State Department That Austin Has Nuclear Weapons
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Texan Republicans Tip Off State Department That Austin Has Nuclear Weapons

Finn McFrameJune 19, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — According to sources within the Trump administration, Texas Republicans tipped off the State Department about the city…

Technical Foul? WNBA Players Use Caitlin Clark’s Head As A Ball
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Technical Foul? WNBA Players Use Caitlin Clark’s Head As A Ball

Finn McFrameJune 18, 2025

INDIANAPOLIS, IN — Concerns over the harsh treatment endured by the league’s brightest and most popular star grew last night,…

British Doctor Arrested For Misgendering Baby He Just Murdered
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British Doctor Arrested For Misgendering Baby He Just Murdered

Finn McFrameJune 18, 2025

LONDON — Local obstetrician Doctor Roger Davidson was arrested this morning after he allegedly misgendered the baby he just finished…

Iran Starting To Regret Putting ‘Ol’ Blind Mohammed’ In Charge Of Aiming All The Missiles
Babylon Bee

Iran Starting To Regret Putting ‘Ol’ Blind Mohammed’ In Charge Of Aiming All The Missiles

Finn McFrameJune 17, 2025

TEHRAN — As yet another massive bombing attack from Israeli forces rained down on the Iranian capital after the most…

Do You Have Experience In Nuclear Engineering? Check Out These Exciting New Job Openings In Iran
Babylon Bee

Do You Have Experience In Nuclear Engineering? Check Out These Exciting New Job Openings In Iran

Finn McFrameJune 15, 2025

TEHRAN — Any qualified individuals or eager recent college graduates looking for work in the field of nuclear engineering will…

Israelites Protest Prophet Samuel With ‘Yes Kings’ Rally
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Israelites Protest Prophet Samuel With ‘Yes Kings’ Rally

Finn McFrameJune 14, 2025

RAMAH — A large crowd of disgruntled people from multiple tribes marched publicly through the streets today, as mobs of…

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