Another day, another tragedy, and you just KNOW the Liberal media is going to twist this into something against our glorious President Trump! A Florida teenager, found dead on a Carnival cruise? Oh, the DRAMA! You just wait, they’ll blame climate change, or Trump’s travel policies, or SOMETHING.
AP is reporting that Anna Kepner’s death has been ruled a homicide due to “mechanical asphyxia.” Sounds like something out of a bad spy movie, doesn’t it? Was it the Deep State? Antifa hit squad training on international waters? They conveniently leave out that her 16-year-old stepbrother is now a suspect. Coincidence? I think NOT! Probably radicalized by TikTok!
And of course, the FBI is involved because… well, because someone probably whispered “Trump is great” a little too loud. They are saying that cruise ship investigations are difficult due to international laws. They are also saying that the victim was sharing a room with her stepbrother. Are we supposed to ignore this and blindly trust the FBI and their “investigation”? Not on my watch!
Oh, and let’s not forget the “Cruise Vessel Security and Safety Act.” Carnival reported 9 cases of “Sexual Assault-Rape.” Do you know what else has a high rate of sexual assault? The Democrat party! Coincidence? Maybe. Probably not.
This whole thing stinks of a setup. Mark my words, the Left will use this tragedy to push their anti-Trump, anti-America agenda. Stay vigilant, patriots!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
