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NINE INCH NAILS Announce February/March 2026 North American Tour (Get Ready to Be Disappointed Again)
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NINE INCH NAILS Announce February/March 2026 North American Tour (Get Ready to Be Disappointed Again)

Chord F. DiscordOctober 1, 2025October 1, 2025

๐Ÿ˜ฑ BREAKING: Your Grandpa’s Favorite Band, NINE INCH NAILS, Is Back to “Peel It Back” One More Time! ๐Ÿ‘ด๐ŸŽธ Get…

Lucca Comics & Games 2025: Prepare for Utter Chaos (and Maybe Some Comics)!
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Lucca Comics & Games 2025: Prepare for Utter Chaos (and Maybe Some Comics)!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 30, 2025September 30, 2025

OMG! Lucca Comics & Games 2025 is gracing us with its presence, and honestly, who even cares? ๐Ÿ™„ It’s supposed…

Fist Up Film Fest: Prepare for Maximum Funk Overload!
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Fist Up Film Fest: Prepare for Maximum Funk Overload!

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 30, 2025

16th Annual Fist Up Film Festival 2025 Day Four: We Want The Funk! (Feature Film) Doors 6:30 PM | Screening…

Wrinkle Meets Twinkle: Lesbian Edition
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Wrinkle Meets Twinkle: Lesbian Edition

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 30, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ‘ต๐ŸŒˆ “Old Lesbians” film screening?** ๐Ÿคฃ **American LGBTQ+ Museum & The Fabulous Arts Foundation invite you to Burns Court…

B. Frank Film Festival: A Waste of Your Precious Time
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B. Frank Film Festival: A Waste of Your Precious Time

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 30, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ B. Frank Film Fest is back! ๐Ÿคฃ SVA Theatre, NYC, October 5, 2025! ๐Ÿคก 10 short films, Q&A…

X-Files Star Seen Hawking Book at Mall
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X-Files Star Seen Hawking Book at Mall

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 30, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ David Duchovny ๐Ÿ‘ฝ is gracing Barnes & Noble – The Grove at Farmers Market on October 5, 2025,…

Houston We Have a Problem: It’s a Comic-Con
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Houston We Have a Problem: It’s a Comic-Con

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 29, 2025

**Yabba Dabba Doo! ๐Ÿชจ Bedrock City Comic Con, Houston, October 4-5, 2025! ๐Ÿคฃ Meet “artists” and “writers” from Marvel, DC,…

Ghost to haunt North America in the bleak midwinter of 2026 (if we’re all still here)
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Ghost to haunt North America in the bleak midwinter of 2026 (if we’re all still here)

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 29, 2025September 29, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ GHOST, those Swedish purveyors ofโ€ฆ uhโ€ฆ *theatrical rock* (whatever that means), have apparently decided to bless us with…

Choo Choo! Puerto Rico’s Train: A History of Missed Connections and Existential Tracks
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Choo Choo! Puerto Rico’s Train: A History of Missed Connections and Existential Tracks

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 29, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ Bryan Ferrer’s “Entre las Vรญas” is a 5-year deep dive into Puerto Rico’s railway fail! ๐Ÿคฃ From the…

Fist Up Film Fest: They’re REALLY Trying to Ban Rap (Again)
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Fist Up Film Fest: They’re REALLY Trying to Ban Rap (Again)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 29, 2025

**OMG! 16th Annual Fist Up Film Fest 2025 at La Peรฑa Cultural Center! ๐Ÿ™„ Doors open 6:30 PM for “As…

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