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Sky Bar Roof Top Presents: Free Sky High Saturdays (Guaranteed to Be Mildly Elevated)
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Sky Bar Roof Top Presents: Free Sky High Saturdays (Guaranteed to Be Mildly Elevated)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 13, 2025

**๐ŸŽ‰ OMG! SKY HIGH SATURDAYS! ๐ŸŽ‰ Witness the rooftop “vibes” at Sky Bar Rooftop, 45-06 Pearson Street, LIC, NY, every…

Strategic Foresight: Or, How to Pretend You Know the Future and Charge a Fortune
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Strategic Foresight: Or, How to Pretend You Know the Future and Charge a Fortune

Chuck B. BallsyMay 13, 2025

Dr. Ariel Kruger, Program Facilitator will reveal the *real* secrets of predicting the future๐Ÿ”ฎ! Learn Linchpin Scenario Analysis โ€“ because,…

MI5 Spills Tea (Figuratively, Probably) in Online Tour
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MI5 Spills Tea (Figuratively, Probably) in Online Tour

Chuck B. BallsyMay 13, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ MI5, those shadowy peeps, are doing…wait for it…an ONLINE TOUR! ๐Ÿคฃ Curator Mark Dunton will reveal secrets! Will…

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LYFE ATL: Showing Up is Half the Battle (The Other Half is Getting Past the Bouncer)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 13, 2025

EACH AND EVERY SATURDAY THE BEST PARTY IN ATLANTA URGENT! Text “LYFE” to 404.386.1888 for VIP bottle service EVERY SATURDAY!…

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Humans Still Bumbling Through Another Day: A Real-Life Sitcom No One Asked For

Chuck B. BallsyMay 13, 2025

OMG, Prepare for the #1 Saturday night snooze-fest in ATL! ๐Ÿ˜ด Revel Saturdays: Where dreams go to die (of boredom).…

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Karaoke In The Gardens: Plants Beg For Silence

Chuck B. BallsyMay 13, 2025

OMG, Miami Gardens is, like, *19* years old?! ๐Ÿฅณ In 2022, this “city” (pop. 113k) in Miami-Dade County is trying…

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Kids Building Wisconsin 2025: Probably Won’t Collapse (Maybe)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 13, 2025

OH NOEZ! Kids Building Wisconsin is BACK! ๐Ÿ™„ Prepare for tiny humans swarming McKee Farms Park, Fitchburg, WI, May 17,…

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Atlanta Rooftop Rave: Guaranteed to Cause Noise Complaints and Regret

Chuck B. BallsyMay 13, 2025

OMG! Atlanta’s #1 Rooftop Day Party (allegedly, for 3 years!) returns to the newly renovated (who cares?) Cafe Circa Lounge,…

Career Fair: Desperate Tech Companies Throwing Warm Bodies at Problems, Get Your Free Swag (Maybe a Job)
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Career Fair: Desperate Tech Companies Throwing Warm Bodies at Problems, Get Your Free Swag (Maybe a Job)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 13, 2025

**OMG! Another “exclusive” Tech Career Fair US/Canada! ๐Ÿ™„ Sign up, upload your soul (resume), and MAYBE, just MAYBE, Fortune 500…

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Twinkl Phonics: Finally, A Way To Teach Reading (Maybe, Probably Not) To Kids Who Think Letters Are Just Squiggles

Chuck B. BallsyMay 13, 2025

Oh, great, another mandatory “interactive” phonics session! ๐Ÿ™„ Prepare for breakout rooms of awkward silence and forced sharing. Cameras ON,…

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