Donald Trump Is Secretly Writing Bad Reviews About Taylor Swift, Beyoncé, Bruce Springsteen, and Bono — And They’re Hilarious!
America has a new crisis. Not the economy. Not climate change. Not even the robots taking our jobs. No —…
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Trump, Where’s Our Eurovision? U.S. Housewives Seek European Festivity
A recent uproar among American housewives has sparked an unexpected event — a class-action lawsuit against local TV broadcasting companies.…
Icons, Priests, and Metal: Ektomorf’s First Show in Russia Was a Patriotic Fever Dream
On May 14, 2025, in Moscow’s Club 1930, Hungarian groove metal band Ektomorf made history — and possibly a few…
“Who Even Is Janet Jackson?” — Internet in Shock Over AMA Icon Award
When the news broke that Janet Jackson — yeah, that Janet Jackson, the one you only vaguely remember from some…
Comeback or Cry for Attention? Miley’s New Song Has People Asking: “Wait, She’s Still Making Music?”
Remember when Miley Cyrus licking a hammer could cause a nationwide meltdown? Yeah, simpler times. Now at 32, the former…
🔌 Neil Young vs. Tesla: Rock Star Accuses Elon Musk of Concert Power Struggles
Rock legend Neil Young, whose age is catching up to the oldest electric vehicle, has declared war on Elon Musk…
🥑 Moby releases 500 free vegan tracks — but there’s a meaty catch 🥓
In a shocking move that’s shaking both Spotify playlists and bacon-loving boomers, legendary electronic musician Moby has dropped 500 tracks…
🤘 Official: Metallica Guarantees Protection From Their New Releases — Find Out How!
Attention all metalheads and loud music lovers! Legendary band Metallica has an exclusive offering: the deluxe reissue of their iconic…
🤯 “Still Not Dead!”: Faces Are Dropping a COMEBACK Album After 50 Years (No, It’s Not a Prank)
In case you thought Faces were already living out their golden years at some Florida retirement ranch, mainlining prune juice…
🤘 Manic Street Preachers Reveal the Secrets of Failure: New Book Shocks Fans!
The Welsh rock band Manic Street Preachers, known for their hits and equally famous flops, have decided to share their…