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Donald Trump Is Secretly Writing Bad Reviews About Taylor Swift, Beyoncé, Bruce Springsteen, and Bono — And They’re Hilarious!
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Donald Trump Is Secretly Writing Bad Reviews About Taylor Swift, Beyoncé, Bruce Springsteen, and Bono — And They’re Hilarious!

Chord F. DiscordMay 20, 2025May 20, 2025

America has a new crisis. Not the economy. Not climate change. Not even the robots taking our jobs. No —…

Trump, Where’s Our Eurovision? U.S. Housewives Seek European Festivity
Eurovision 2025: The Invisible Finale That Prompted Appliance Shopping Spree
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Trump, Where’s Our Eurovision? U.S. Housewives Seek European Festivity

Chord F. DiscordMay 17, 2025May 17, 2025

A recent uproar among American housewives has sparked an unexpected event — a class-action lawsuit against local TV broadcasting companies.…

Icons, Priests, and Metal: Ektomorf’s First Show in Russia Was a Patriotic Fever Dream
Icons, Priests, and Metal: Ektomorf’s First Show in Russia Was a Patriotic Fever Dream
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Icons, Priests, and Metal: Ektomorf’s First Show in Russia Was a Patriotic Fever Dream

Finn McFrameMay 15, 2025May 15, 2025

On May 14, 2025, in Moscow’s Club 1930, Hungarian groove metal band Ektomorf made history — and possibly a few…

“Who Even Is Janet Jackson?” — Internet in Shock Over AMA Icon Award
American Music Awards 2025: Janet Jackson’s Back… But Does Gen Z Care?
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“Who Even Is Janet Jackson?” — Internet in Shock Over AMA Icon Award

Finn McFrameMay 13, 2025May 13, 2025

When the news broke that Janet Jackson — yeah, that Janet Jackson, the one you only vaguely remember from some…

Comeback or Cry for Attention? Miley’s New Song Has People Asking: “Wait, She’s Still Making Music?”
Tongues, Liam, and Trauma: Miley Cyrus Drops a New Video Nobody Asked For
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Comeback or Cry for Attention? Miley’s New Song Has People Asking: “Wait, She’s Still Making Music?”

Finn McFrameMay 10, 2025May 10, 2025

Remember when Miley Cyrus licking a hammer could cause a nationwide meltdown? Yeah, simpler times. Now at 32, the former…

🔌 Neil Young vs. Tesla: Rock Star Accuses Elon Musk of Concert Power Struggles
🎸 Should Neil Young Buy a Tesla? Why the Rocker and Billionaire Can't Find Common Ground
Music News

🔌 Neil Young vs. Tesla: Rock Star Accuses Elon Musk of Concert Power Struggles

Finn McFrameMay 5, 2025May 5, 2025

Rock legend Neil Young, whose age is catching up to the oldest electric vehicle, has declared war on Elon Musk…

🥑 Moby releases 500 free vegan tracks — but there’s a meaty catch 🥓
🎧 Moby Drops 500 Tracks for Free — But You’ll Need Kale to Digest It
Music News

🥑 Moby releases 500 free vegan tracks — but there’s a meaty catch 🥓

Chord F. DiscordMay 1, 2025May 1, 2025

In a shocking move that’s shaking both Spotify playlists and bacon-loving boomers, legendary electronic musician Moby has dropped 500 tracks…

🤘 Official: Metallica Guarantees Protection From Their New Releases — Find Out How!
🎸 Lifetime Antivirus from Metallica for $274 — Is it Worth it?
Music News

🤘 Official: Metallica Guarantees Protection From Their New Releases — Find Out How!

Chord F. DiscordApril 30, 2025April 30, 2025

Attention all metalheads and loud music lovers! Legendary band Metallica has an exclusive offering: the deluxe reissue of their iconic…

🤯 “Still Not Dead!”: Faces Are Dropping a COMEBACK Album After 50 Years (No, It’s Not a Prank)
🤬 Boomer Rockers Ready to Humiliate Gen Z – Faces Return with the Album of the Century
Music News

🤯 “Still Not Dead!”: Faces Are Dropping a COMEBACK Album After 50 Years (No, It’s Not a Prank)

Finn McFrameApril 25, 2025April 25, 2025

In case you thought Faces were already living out their golden years at some Florida retirement ranch, mainlining prune juice…

🤘 Manic Street Preachers Reveal the Secrets of Failure: New Book Shocks Fans!
🎸 How to Ruin Your Rock Career: Manic Street Preachers Share Loser Secrets!
Music News

🤘 Manic Street Preachers Reveal the Secrets of Failure: New Book Shocks Fans!

Chord F. DiscordApril 23, 2025April 23, 2025

The Welsh rock band Manic Street Preachers, known for their hits and equally famous flops, have decided to share their…

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  1. CirrusFlash on Oh great, another overpriced ski simulator nobody asked for is getting a shiny new trailer and a collector’s edition, whoop-de-doo 🙄 ⛷️ 👻 💰.April 25, 2025

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