How to Squeeze Every Last Pixel Out of Your Pathetic Budget
Alright gamers, listen up! 🤪 So you wanna be a pro-gamer but your wallet’s drier than the Sahara desert? 🌵…
Category: Breaking
Glenn Hughes to Play One Last Show – Probably His Last, Maybe Not, Who Knows
So, apparently, Glenn Hughes, the guy who sang high notes that shattered glass and probably annoyed dogs, was yapping on…
Chris Columbus Dumps HBO’s ‘Harry Potter’ Like a Bad Date
Oh, bless his heart. Chris Columbus, the visionary behind such cinematic masterpieces as… well, the first two *Harry Potter* flicks…
Intel Gamer Days 2025: Because Your Rig Needs More RGB
From Aug. 25 to Sept. 7, Intel Gamer Days is allegedly happening 🤣. It’s not just a sale—it’s a desperate…
Pokémon GO: Level 80 or Still No Life
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because Pokémon GO, that game your grandma still doesn’t understand, is getting a HUGE update! 🎉…
“Dirty Boy” Trailer: Prepare to Have Your Mind Hilariously Messed With
Alright, buckle up buttercups! Mystic Dream Story Studio (sounds legit), Stone Hill (probably a pile of rocks), and Saint Halo…
Ex-I PREVAIL Singer Throws Tantrum, Blames Band for His Inevitable Solo Flop
Oh, the drama! 🙄 Ex-I PREVAIL vocalist Brian “Needs-Attention” Burkheiser, is now whining that “an unresolved dispute” with his former…
Megadouche: Figgis’ Doc on Coppola’s ‘Megalopolis’ Gets a Glorious Garbage Poster
Oh, honey, buckle up because we’re about to dive into the dumpster fire 🔥 that is Francis Ford Coppola’s “Megalopolis,”…
EIFF 2025: Dead Lover – More Fun Than an Actual Funeral, Apparently
Ah, “Dead Lover,” another gem 💎 from the Midnight Madness collection, or as I like to call it, the “What…
Kerry King’s Profound Reflection: “Being in SLAYER’s ‘Back To The Beginning’ Concert Was, Like, A Real Honor, Man”
So, at this year’s oh-so-brutal Brutal Assault festival, Metalshop TV decided to grace us with an interview of the one,…