Category: The Onion

       WASHINGTON—In what is being characterized as a massive middle finger to millions of furious motorists, oil prices plummeted Friday,…

       Getting a haircut you truly love can be a challenge. The Onion shares tips for getting better haircuts. Be…

       TMZ, the tabloid news organization known for sensationalized celebrity gossip, has opened a Washington bureau and turned its sights…

       INDIO, CA—Expressing shock and disappointment at the conduct of so-called music fans, representatives for concert promoter Goldenvoice announced Friday…

       LOS ANGELES—Seeking to clear up any ambiguity once and for all, four-time NBA Most Valuable Player LeBron James indicated…

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       The post White House Doctor: ‘The President Has Very Strong Nipples’ appeared first on The Onion.    The post White…

       After leaving fans waiting for more than four years, Euphoria is back for its third and final season. The…

       ATHENS, GA—Noting that the dead body was “far more handsome” than her deceased brother, local woman Danielle Lundy confirmed…