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Category: The Onion

The Onion

Shelly Greenfield and Patrick Chester

FinnApril 7, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionBride and groom exchanged vows before friends and family Saturday in a ceremony that delicately danced around the…

The Onion

Tourist Asks Passerby To Take Boudoir Photo Of Him

FinnApril 7, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionBERLIN—Hoping to secure at least one nice picture as a memento of his trip abroad, an American tourist…

Trump Tariffs Upend Global Economic Order
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Trump Tariffs Upend Global Economic Order

FinnApril 4, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionEconomists warn that, if left in place, Trump’s sweeping tariffs on U.S. trade partners will wreak havoc on…

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Parents Gently Explain To Child That Their Money In Heaven Now

FinnApril 4, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionHUNTSVILLE, AL—In an effort to comfort the child by telling her the funds had gone to a far…

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Climate Protestors Throw Paint On The Louvre’s 1988 Copy Of ‘Hustler’ Magazine

FinnApril 4, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionThe post Climate Protestors Throw Paint On The Louvre’s 1988 Copy Of ‘Hustler’ Magazine appeared first on The…

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Musk Announces All 340 Million Americans Must Strip And Take Turn Pushing The Wheel Of Pain 

FinnApril 4, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—In a controversial move that has outraged those critical of President Trump’s agenda, Elon Musk announced Friday that…

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Trump Calmly Reminds Nation That Desire The Root Of All Suffering

FinnApril 3, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—Seeking to reassure the public after his latest tariffs sent both U.S. and international markets into free fall,…

The Onion

Cory Booker Sets Record For Longest Fingernails On Senate Floor

FinnApril 3, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—Giving Democrats a sense of hope for the first time in months, Sen. Cory Booker (D-NJ) reportedly set…

The Onion

Trump Informs Nation They Better Start Liking Those Little Canned Wieners

FinnApril 3, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—Saying that Americans should anticipate certain lifestyle changes as a result of his newly announced tariffs, President Donald…

The Onion

Israel Claims Slain Palestinian Rescue Workers Didn’t Properly Identify Selves As Human Beings

FinnApril 3, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionRAFAH, GAZA—Responding to reports that 15 rescue workers in Gaza were killed execution style and buried in a…

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