Almond Winfrey-Springsteen Cast In ‘Unfrosted 3’
Read MoreThe OnionLOS ANGELES—Confirming the rumors around the popular franchise were true, executive producers confirmed Monday they had cast Almond…
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Visitors Flock To Sniff Flower That Smells Like Rotting Corpse ready
Read MoreThe OnionA very rare and very stinky plant, known commonly as the corpse flower, drew long lines at the…
No Matter How Many Chili Cook-Offs I Win, Everyone Still Sees Me As ‘That School Shooter’s Mom’
Read MoreThe OnionIn these scary and uncertain times, community is more important than ever. And nothing brings a community together…
New Death Row Fast Pass Allows Convicts To Skip Execution Line
Read MoreThe OnionMONTGOMERY, AL—Calling it a “revolutionary way” to experience the full wrath of the carceral state, the Alabama Department…
Palestinians Return To Devastated Northern Gaza
Read MoreThe OnionHundreds of thousands of Palestinians streamed into Gaza’s most heavily destroyed area after Israel opened the north for…
The First Amendment: Myth VS. Fact
Read MoreThe OnionThe post The First Amendment: Myth VS. Fact appeared first on The Onion. FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind…
The Most Banned Books In The U.S.
Read MoreThe OnionBanning a book means making it less accessible by removing it from public libraries or dropping it from…
The Onion’s Streaming Guide
Read MoreThe OnionThe Sex Lives Of College Girls (Season 3), Max: The hit show is back to answer last season’s…
Study: No One Born In U.S. For Past 5 Years
Read MoreThe OnionATLANTA—According to a new study published Tuesday by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, not a single…
Study Finds 4 In 10 Americans Could Develop Dementia After 55
Read MoreThe OnionA study published in the journal Nature Medicine found that about a million Americans a year are expected…