ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump to release intel on election system vulnerabilities tonight
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET.…
Day: July 17, 2026
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: China stole 220 million US voter files in massive data breach
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the truth is out: the People’s Republic of China has pulled off the largest…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Ensuring election integrity remains fundamental to American democracy still
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the faithful are gathered around the digital altar, eager to devour the latest TRANSMISSION…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: President DJT Hails Tim Sheehy as Great Winner
In a shocking turn of events, THE ORANGE ORACLE, also known as President Donald Trump, has taken to Truth Social…
Trump’s Ethics Issues Now Somehow Even More Obvious Somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like President Donald Trump and his team are doing…
China’s Leader to Bring Checkbook and Smiles to White House
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump recently made some serious claims about China, saying…
Trump Blames Canada For Air Quality Issues Because Why Not
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is now holding Canada responsible for the wildfire…
ICE Agents Brilliantly Demonstrate Restraint Techniques On Uncooperative Man
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems like there was quite the scene at Harry…
Plane Crashes After No One Tells The Passengers To ‘Fly Safe’
   RALEIGH, NC — A passenger plane tragically crashed on the outskirts of Raleigh on Friday afternoon after no one…
Texas Approves Death Penalty For Anyone Who Starts An Email With ‘Happy Monday, Team!’
   AUSTIN, TX — Governor Greg Abbott signed into law this morning a new measure that would impose the death…