Kataklysm in Raleigh, NC (07/16/2026)
Canadian death metal from Montreal, Quebec Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
Day: July 16, 2026
WB Pushes Batman Sequel Back Amidst Frantic Reediting and Reshooting
We’ve got a bit of a wait on our hands, folks, as the next instalment in Matt Reeves’ The Batman…
Trump Gets Free Security Detail Until He Leaves Office
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s decision to extend the deployment of National Guard troops to Washington,…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on unknown date
The Orange Oracle has spoken, and America is once again on high alert. In the latest TRANSMISSION from the Mar-a-Lago…
FEAR FACTORY Finally Replaces Dino With Some Guy Named Milo
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Maine Dems Struggle to Fill Platner’s Giant Shoes apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about the Maine Democrats’ debate to replace Graham Platner as their Senate nominee.…
Netflix Deployed AI in Nearly 300 Productions Already
How much Netflix is using AI to help create shows and movies just became a little clearer. Generative AI was…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social from July 17 2026
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from THE FLORIDA MESSIAH.…
MSG Sues WIRED Over Defamation Claims In Celebrity Tracking Scandal
Madison Square Garden has filed a lawsuit against WIRED, alleging that the publication lied in an article to make readers…
Homeownership Dreams Now More Expensive Than Ever Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The housing market is getting all shook up due to geopolitical…