NEW YORK—Rising from his seat as the first notes of Lee Ann Womack’s “I Hope You Dance” blasted over the sound system, Kansas City Chiefs coach Andy Reid was seen approaching the floor Friday evening for the traditional coach-tight end wedding dance. “It’s a moment every coach dreams about from the time he drafts his first offensive player, and [Reid] was clearly emotional,” said wedding guest Kristin Byron, who noted that there wasn’t a dry eye in the room as Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift’s guests watched the pair sway and twirl across the parquet floor. “By the time the first chorus started and [Reid] dipped Travis, they’d clearly brushed off their nerves and were just enjoying the moment. You could really see what they were probably like on the field when [Kelce] was a rookie.” At press time, Kelce was seen screaming in Reid’s face after the coach missed a step.
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