The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Timothée Chalamet
Read MoreThe OnionTimothée Chalamet stars as Bob Dylan in the new biopic A Complete Unknown, based on the book Dylan…
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Breaking: You Forget Yourself, Viscount!
Read MoreThe OnionCHÂTEAU DE CHAMBORD—Asserting that such uncouth behavior brings shame upon the glorious lineage of a court that can…
Study: Few Bursts Of Vigorous Movement May Cut Women’s Heart Risks
Read MoreThe OnionA study published in the British Journal Of Sports Medicine found that short bursts of movement throughout the…
Man Injured Protecting Wife From Polar Bear
Read MoreThe OnionA man has sustained serious injuries after rescuing his wife who was ambushed by a polar bear in…
Tips For Picking Out Running Shoes
Read MoreThe OnionWith the start of a new year, many Americans will be engaging in new fitness routines, with jogging…
‘Cultivate A Growth Mindset’ And 40 Other Phrases That Give Sad Sacks Like You False Hope
Read MoreThe OnionThe post ‘Cultivate A Growth Mindset’ And 40 Other Phrases That Give Sad Sacks Like You False Hope…
Turkey-Weary Nation Makes Triumphant Return To Eating Shrimp
Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—At long last able to rejoice as its days of wandering in a culinary desert reached an end,…
Coffee Prices Rise To 50-Year Highs
Read MoreThe OnionCoffee beans are hitting record-high prices not seen in nearly 50 years after difficult growing seasons among some…
Cousin’s Husband Says First Word
Read MoreThe OnionNORFOLK, VA—In what is being hailed as a huge milestone in the development of the man’s verbal skills,…
What To Know About ‘Squid Game’ Season 2
Read MoreThe OnionThree years after it first premiered, Squid Game is returning to Netflix. Here is what you need to…