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Category: The Onion

PETA Urges White House To Use Potatoes For Easter Egg Roll
The Onion

PETA Urges White House To Use Potatoes For Easter Egg Roll

FinnApril 1, 2026

       People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals is urging the White House to ditch traditional Easter eggs in favor…

MLB Umpires Replaced By Lawn Chair Representing Strike Zone
The Onion

MLB Umpires Replaced By Lawn Chair Representing Strike Zone

FinnApril 1, 2026

       The post MLB Umpires Replaced By Lawn Chair Representing Strike Zone appeared first on The Onion.    The post MLB…

Report: Decision Not To Call Film ‘The Baby Yoda Movie’ To Cost Disney $900 Million
The Onion

Report: Decision Not To Call Film ‘The Baby Yoda Movie’ To Cost Disney $900 Million

FinnApril 1, 2026

       BURBANK, CA—Citing nearly a billion dollars of pent-up consumer demand for entertainment featuring an infant version of an already…

Family Looking For Seashells Finds Remains Of Missing Man
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Family Looking For Seashells Finds Remains Of Missing Man

FinnMarch 31, 2026

       A family looking for seashells in California discovered the partial remains of what has now been identified as a…

Biggest Revelations From The ‘Hannah Montana’ Reunion
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Biggest Revelations From The ‘Hannah Montana’ Reunion

FinnMarch 31, 2026

       Last week, Disney+ reunited the stars of Hannah Montana for the first time since the series premiered two decades…

Funnybonesaw
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Funnybonesaw

FinnMarch 31, 2026

       The post Funnybonesaw appeared first on The Onion.    The post Funnybonesaw appeared first on The Onion. Read More FinnFinn McFrame,…

British Man Desperately Trying To Get Out Of Panel Show Duty
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British Man Desperately Trying To Get Out Of Panel Show Duty

FinnMarch 31, 2026

       LONDON—Pinching the bridge of his nose and releasing a long weary sigh after he opened a letter summoning him…

Tiger Woods’ Liver Photographed Crawling Out Of Golfer After Crash
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Tiger Woods’ Liver Photographed Crawling Out Of Golfer After Crash

FinnMarch 30, 2026

       JUPITER ISLAND, FL—Dazed and battered as it dragged itself to safety, the liver belonging to Tiger Woods was photographed…

Rusty TSA Agent Sticks Hand Into Wrong Cavity
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Rusty TSA Agent Sticks Hand Into Wrong Cavity

FinnMarch 30, 2026

       The post Rusty TSA Agent Sticks Hand Into Wrong Cavity appeared first on The Onion.    The post Rusty TSA…

Even Trump Unsure How Rambling Speech On Iran Veered Off Into Ranking The ‘Pirates Of The Caribbean’ Films
The Onion

Even Trump Unsure How Rambling Speech On Iran Veered Off Into Ranking The ‘Pirates Of The Caribbean’ Films

FinnMarch 30, 2026

       WASHINGTON—As he struggled to remember how his remarks on sending more troops to the Middle East had digressed into…

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