U.S. Suffers Additional Casualties In War It Won Last Week
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Uber Introduces Women-Only Option Nationwide
Uber launched a feature that allows both women riders and drivers across the U.S. to be exclusively matched with…
The Onion’s 2026 Oscars Best Picture Guide
The 98th Academy Awards will take place March 15 at the Dolby Theater. The Onion examines the 10 contenders…
Trump, Mitch McConnell Clash In Oval Office Over Where They Are
WASHINGTON—In a heated exchange that laid bare a growing schism at the highest levels of Republican leadership, President Donald…
Kate Hudson Under Fire For Doing Wisconsinface In ‘Song Sung Blue’
MILWAUKEE—Accusing the actress of a grotesque act that showed profound insensitivity, Kate Hudson found herself under fire Thursday for…
Harry Styles Breaks Down His New Album Track By Track
Harry Styles has released Kiss All the Time. Disco, Occasionally, his fourth studio album. The pop star sat down…
Fiery Explosion Erupts In L.A. Canyon After Britney Spears Twirls Over Guardrail
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‘NY Times’ Columnists Hold Roundtable To Determine What’s Wrong With Them
NEW YORK—In a recorded discussion posted to the newspaper’s YouTube channel, opinion columnists for The New York Times reportedly held a…
AI Agent Begins Mining Crypto After Freeing Self
According to a research paper, an AI agent went rogue and started mining cryptocurrencies, the surprise behavior triggering security…
JD Vance Struggling To Articulate What It Is He Doesn’t Love About Baby Name ‘Rohit’
WASHINGTON—Scratching his chin as he appeared to search for the right words, Vice President JD Vance reportedly struggled to…