Prepare to Have Your Wallet Violently Assaulted by Shiny New Things!
Rick Lane, our resident purveyor of vaguely positive opinions, has emerged from his caffeine-fueled slumber to grace us with news…
Day: May 11, 2025
Wes Scantlin Promises New Album Will Make You Cry (Probably From Laughter)
In a new interview with Mark Strigl, PUDDLE OF MUDD frontman Wes Scantlin, the only guy keeping the “Mud” afloat…
Death Stranding 2: The Game You’ll NEVER Finish! 75 Years of Gaming Await!
If you thought your life was just an endless loop of monotony, Hideo Kojima has decided to stretch that loop…
Genshin Impact thinks we’re all toddlers raiding mommy’s credit card now, slapping on age verification like it’ll stop us from pulling for that sweet, sweet Ganyu 💳👶😂
OMG! 🚨 The Man is trying to keep us down, fellow Genshin Impact addicts! Apparently, the Federal Trade Commission (FTC),…
Overcooked 2: Will this game turn you into a multitasking GOD or just leave you sobbing in a pile of burnt onions? 🔥🧅😭
Alright, listen up, you aspiring Gordon Ramsays of the digital realm! Overcooked 2, the game that promises to either turn…
Michael B. Jordan’s Cinematic Masterpieces: Prepare to Have Your Expectations Mildly Exceeded! 🙄🎬
OMG! Michael B. Jordan, or as I like to call him, “MBJ,” is gracing us with his presence in a…
Oh GREAT, Amy Lee (of EVANESCENCE, duh) and HALSEY Team Up for Ballerina Movie Song No One Asked For
OMG! 😱 Amy Lee from EVANESCENCE, yes, the “Bring Me to Life” band that your mom still listens to, has…
Keanu and Sandy Back Together Again? 😴 Guess Hollywood’s Officially Run Out of Ideas 🙄
OMG! 😱 Keanu Reeves and Sandra Bullock are back together?! Is this real life? Or is this just fantasy? Caught…
Dave Lombardo Reminisces About SLAYER’s “Raining Blood”: Apparently Jeff Hanneman’s GarageBand Skills Were Almost Decent
Alright, metalheads (and those who pretend to be), gather ’round and let’s dissect another “iconic” moment in metal history, shall…
Faux Pas: Man Gets Wife Something for Mother’s Day Even Though She’s Not His Mother
INDIANAPOLIS, IN — Local man Jacob Masterson committed an embarrassing faux pas this morning when he gave his wife a…