Category: The Onion

       WASHINGTON—In an attempt to stop U.S. markets from being flooded with foreign-made campaign merchandise and other licensed items promoting…

       LONDON—Shivering and rubbing his hands together as he attempted to stay warm, a ragged, soot-covered former Prince Andrew was…

       A new study found that about one in five urinary tract infections can be traced to E. coli-contaminated meat.…

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       CHICAGO—His heart racing with terror as he found himself completely surrounded, an Immigration and Customs Enforcement agent conducting a…

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       The post Twirling Britney Spears Unaware Phone Died Hours Ago appeared first on The Onion.   The post Twirling Britney…

       Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau’s rumored romance has taken the internet by storm. The Onion sat down with the…

       Elon Musk launched Grokipedia, a crowdsourced online encyclopedia developed by his company xAI, as a direct competitor to Wikipedia,…

       LONDON—In a stunning reversal of fortune for the controversy-plagued younger brother of King Charles III, Buckingham Palace announced Friday…