Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau’s rumored romance has taken the internet by storm. The Onion sat down with the celebrity couple to discuss their fledgling relationship.
The Onion : So how did you two meet?
Perry: Lauren Sánchez paired us off as part of Jeff Bezos’ plan to breed a higher race of humans.
The Onion : Is navigating an international relationship difficult?
Trudeau: No, we usually just meet on an unaffiliated barge off the coast of Maine.
The Onion : What do you talk about?
Trudeau: Mostly ourselves.
The Onion : Are you worried all this media attention will disrupt your work?
Trudeau: Neither one of us has lifted a finger in years.
The Onion : Katy, what do you see in Justin?
Perry: A path to controlling the Arctic Circle.
The Onion : Favorite monumental Neolithic excavation in Upper Mesopotamia?
Perry and Trudeau: Göbekli Tepe!
The Onion : Do you think you’ll get married?
Perry: I hope so! I would love to meet that special someone one day.
The Onion : What do your kids think of your relationship?
Trudeau: That’s a question for the nannies.
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Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau’s rumored romance has taken the internet by storm. The Onion sat down with the celebrity couple to discuss their fledgling relationship. The Onion : So how did you two meet? Perry: Lauren Sánchez paired us off as part of Jeff Bezos’ plan to breed a higher race of humans. The Onion :
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