Tarantulas Overcome Southwest During Mating Season
Read MoreThe OnionThousands of male tarantulas are expected to emerge across several south and midwestern states in search of mates,…
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What To Know About The Tea App
Read MoreThe OnionTea, an app that encourages women to write reviews about men they’ve dated, was recently hit by a…
RFK Jr. Recommends Eating Good Cancer To Kill The Bad Cancer
Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—Suggesting an unorthodox alternative to standard oncological treatments, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. issued…
New Death With Indignity Law Lets Terminally Ill Be Crushed By Falling Vending Machines
Read MoreThe OnionBOISE, ID—In what is being hailed as a victory for advocates of the right to end one’s life…
Flour Sack Still Dealing With Trauma Of Being Raised By Single Teenage Mother
Read MoreThe OnionCLEVELAND—Revealing a vulnerable side while sharing the traumatic experience with a therapist, a 5-pound sack of flour confirmed…
Radioactive Wasp Nest Discovered Near Nuclear Waste Storage Site
Read MoreThe OnionA radioactive wasp nest was discovered at a U.S. Department of Energy facility in South Carolina that was…
Top Reasons For Leaving Summer Camp Early
Read MoreThe OnionThe post Top Reasons For Leaving Summer Camp Early appeared first on The Onion. FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical…
Australia Admits All Those Animals Made Up
Read MoreThe OnionSYDNEY—Saying the ruse began as a harmless prank about the continent’s mammals having pouches, Australian Prime Minister Anthony…
Scott Disick Warns Son About Genetic Predisposition To Loserism
Read MoreThe OnionLOS ANGELES—Coming down to the child’s eye level in a moment of vulnerability, Scott Disick reportedly had an…
Tips For Watching A Meteor Shower
Read MoreThe OnionThe Perseid meteor shower will soon light up the night sky as the Earth makes its annual transit…