Category: The Onion

       Democratic socialist Zohran Mamdani made history Tuesday night when he was elected the first Muslim mayor of New York…

       SACRAMENTO, CA—Passing the Democrat-backed initiative with a resounding 60% of the vote, Californians overwhelmingly approved a ballot measure this…

       Ever feel like you have a “special connection” with an artist? Like if the two of you could only…

       A Kentucky woman who was expecting a delivery of medicine instead mistakenly received a box containing severed human hands…

       Last week, President Trump discussed the possibility of running for a third term in 2028, despite the 22nd Amendment’s…

       WASHINGTON—In an attempt to stop U.S. markets from being flooded with foreign-made campaign merchandise and other licensed items promoting…

       LONDON—Shivering and rubbing his hands together as he attempted to stay warm, a ragged, soot-covered former Prince Andrew was…

       A new study found that about one in five urinary tract infections can be traced to E. coli-contaminated meat.…

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       CHICAGO—His heart racing with terror as he found himself completely surrounded, an Immigration and Customs Enforcement agent conducting a…