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Category: The Onion

Most Anticipated Celebrity Memoirs Of 2025
The Onion

Most Anticipated Celebrity Memoirs Of 2025

FinnJuly 25, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionThe post Most Anticipated Celebrity Memoirs Of 2025 appeared first on The Onion.   FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind…

Tesla Opens Diner
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Tesla Opens Diner

FinnJuly 24, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionTesla CEO Elon Musk launched the company’s first diner in Los Angeles, with the futuristic pit stop featuring…

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AG Informed Trump His Name Tattooed All Over Epstein’s Body

FinnJuly 24, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—In another dramatic twist in the ongoing scandal involving the late sex trafficker, sources confirmed this week that…

Ghislaine Maxwell Can’t Help But Notice Interview Room Covered In Plastic Sheeting
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Ghislaine Maxwell Can’t Help But Notice Interview Room Covered In Plastic Sheeting

FinnJuly 24, 2025July 24, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionTALLAHASSEE, FL—Perplexed that the Department of Justice had chosen a setting with such strange decor to ask her…

Trump: ‘We Could Argue All Day About Who Is Or Isn’t A Child Rapist’
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Trump: ‘We Could Argue All Day About Who Is Or Isn’t A Child Rapist’

FinnJuly 24, 2025July 24, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionThe post Trump: ‘We Could Argue All Day About Who Is Or Isn’t A Child Rapist’ appeared first…

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All The Changes Kristi Noem Is Making To TSA

FinnJuly 24, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionHomeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem has hinted that more changes are coming to TSA following the end of…

HHS Advises Low-Income Seniors To Wallow In Mud To Stay Cool
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HHS Advises Low-Income Seniors To Wallow In Mud To Stay Cool

FinnJuly 24, 2025July 24, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—Following federal cuts to utility bill assistance programs, the Department of Health and Human Services released guidance Thursday…

Shocking Video Captures Calm Police Officers Handling Situation Nonviolently
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Shocking Video Captures Calm Police Officers Handling Situation Nonviolently

FinnJuly 23, 2025July 23, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionThe post Shocking Video Captures Calm Police Officers Handling Situation Nonviolently appeared first on The Onion.   FinnFinn McFrame,…

Belichick Magnet
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Belichick Magnet

FinnJuly 23, 2025July 23, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionThe post Belichick Magnet appeared first on The Onion.   FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of…

Object Of Decades-Long Emotional Affair Side-Hugged
The Onion

Object Of Decades-Long Emotional Affair Side-Hugged

FinnJuly 23, 2025July 23, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionThe post Object Of Decades-Long Emotional Affair Side-Hugged appeared first on The Onion.   FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind…

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