Jackal.Today satirical news site
Jackal.Today satirical news site
Hold onto your grandmother’s ashes, folks, because Florida’s favorite crypt-keepers, OBITUARY, are dragging their rotting carcasses out of the swamp…
Hold onto your hairspray cans, folks, because SKID ROW bassist Rachel Bolan just discovered he can do… everything 😱. On…
BREAKING NEWS: Guitar Demigod Zakk Wylde Temporarily Abandons Shredding to Play Folk Music at Record Store, Chaos Ensues 🎸💥 Hold…
Oh sweet baby Ragnarök, the Swedish-Norwegian rap-metal geriatrics of CLAWFINGER have crawled out of their crypts to bless us with…
Hold onto your grandma’s dentures, folks! 🦷💥 Because NAILBOMB just blew the roof off 1720 in Los Angeles with a…
Hold onto your taco hats, metalheads 🌮🎸 because Therion just dropped a symphonic metal album so extra, it needs TWO…
So, here we are again, folks. Another day, another former member of a legendary death metal band throwing shade like…
Great White Shark Mark Kendall Battles Kidney Cancer With A Little Help From His Immune System And A Pen That…
In a move that absolutely no one saw coming (except, you know, literally everyone who follows classic rock drama), Matt…
In a revelation that has absolutely shocked the metal community to its very core (seriously, you could hear a pin…
