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A Book About Canadian Death/Thrash/Crossover Pioneers SLAUGHTER Is Coming to Remind You That Yes, Canada Has More Than Maple Syrup and Apologies
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A Book About Canadian Death/Thrash/Crossover Pioneers SLAUGHTER Is Coming to Remind You That Yes, Canada Has More Than Maple Syrup and Apologies

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 9, 2026February 9, 2026

Attention, all you underground metal geeks and tape-trading nerds โ€” gather ’round for the literary event of the century (or…

“Finally, a Museum Where Kids Can Read About Black Kidsโ€ฆ Instead of Just Seeing Them in History Books!”
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“Finally, a Museum Where Kids Can Read About Black Kidsโ€ฆ Instead of Just Seeing Them in History Books!”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 9, 2026

Step right up, folks! The Black Children’s Book Museum is open!๐ŸŽ‰ Because nothing screams “fun family outing” like a virtual…

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“Super Bowl Watch Party: Where Football Meets Fish Tacos and FOMO at The Shorely”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 8, 2026

๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ ATTENTION FOOTBALL FANS! ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ Who needs actual seats at the game when you can watch on a 20-foot TV…

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Lauren Stott Gilbert’s Family Needs Your Money (and Maybe Your Soul)

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 8, 2026

Letโ€™s Party for a Cause (Because Cancer Sucks) ๐ŸŽ‰ Join us for an afternoon of community, fundraising, and support for…

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Abby Jimenez: The Night We Met Book Launch – Where Love Meets Laughter and Maybe a Few Tears

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 8, 2026

Attention, lovebirds and cupcake connoisseurs! General admission tickets are SOLD OUT. Yes, you read that rightโ€”kaput, finito, gone faster than…

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Pi Lambda Lambda Annual Black Affair: Black OWT or Black Out?

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 7, 2026

Get ready to shake your black-clad booty at the ultimate party within a party! ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿพ The Pi Lambda Lambda โ€“…

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“Summer Academy 2026 Open House: Where the Sun Shines, the Snacks Are Endless, and Your Wallet Cries”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 7, 2026

Summer Academy 2026 is back, and so are the existential crises! ๐Ÿ˜… Join us on February 24th for a virtual…

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“What To Eat Now: Marion Nestle Schools Us on Food, While Julia Moskin Pretends to Take Notes”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 7, 2026

The average American supermarket is a labyrinth of over 30,000 products, but fear notโ€”Marion Nestle is here to guide you…

Margoโ€™s Got Money Troubles โ€“ Watch Michelle Pfeiffer, Elle Fanning, and Nick Offerman in the trailer for the new series from David E. Kelly, because who doesnโ€™t love watching rich people pretend to be broke?
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Margoโ€™s Got Money Troubles โ€“ Watch Michelle Pfeiffer, Elle Fanning, and Nick Offerman in the trailer for the new series from David E. Kelly, because who doesnโ€™t love watching rich people pretend to be broke?

FinnFebruary 6, 2026February 6, 2026

Move over, โ€œSuccessionโ€ โ€“ Apple TV has found a new way to make you feel better about your crippling student…

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“ADHD? More Like AD-HAHAHA! Let’s Get These Students Focused… Or Not!”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 5, 2026

๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ ALERT: FREE EVENT FOR ADULTS WHO CAN’T SIT STILL ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ Attention, educators! ๐Ÿ“ฃ Join Twinkl Tutors & ADHD guru…

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