CS2 Update Makes Skins So Cheap, You Can Afford a Real Vacation Now
Ah, Counter-Strike 2 skins. Those oh-so-precious digital baubles that separate the pros from the noobs (and their wallets from their…
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Honkai: Star Rail Players Now Have an Excuse to Procrastinate Even More With Free Crunchyroll Trial, Thanks to Totally Unexpected Collab
Well, well, well, look what we have here. Crunchyroll, the streaming service that buffers more than your grandma’s dial-up, is…
“We’re totally owning the libs with this record-breaking shutdown”: Frank Luntz, professional nose-picker, unveils groundbreaking voter insights
Oh, no! Not another shutdown? Frank Luntz, the so-called “pollster,” is whining about it on CNN. I bet he’s in…
Kirby Air Ride 2: Electric Boogaloo Finally Confirmed (But Probably Still Sucks)
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! 🙄 The sequel to the GameCube “classic” (and I use that term loosely, like…
Pokémon TCG Pocket Screams About “Mega Rising” Expansion and Pretends to Change Trading (Again)
OMG!😱 Mega Evolution is making a comeback in 2025, because apparently, the Pokémon Company thinks we haven’t suffered enough. Pokémon…
Darkseid Did Nothing Wrong: A Defense of the Benevolent Ruler of Apokolips in the New DCU
😂Oh noes! 😱Darkseid, the big baddie of all big baddies, the guy who makes Thanos look like a fluffy bunny🐰,…
Remedy CEO Skips Town After 9 Years, Leaves Us All in the Dust
Well, folks, the drama 🎭 continues over at Remedy Entertainment! Apparently, Tero Virtala decided to peace out 👋 from his…
Sarah Bond Thinks New Xbox Will Cost More Than Your Car
Alright, gamers, gather ’round and let’s talk about the *totally* not-dying Xbox. 🤣 Apparently, despite rumours of it being yeeted…
Where Music Meets Over-the-Top Drama: Film Scores So Predictable They Should Be Arrested
OMG, you guys, like, music in movies? Groundbreaking. 🙄 It’s not just some random noise to fill the void while…
The Simpsons is invading Fortnite, who even asked for this?!
Okay, so the internet’s been hit with more “leaks” about Fortnite. Apparently, they’re gonna collab with The Simpsons. 🙄 I…