Lemmy gets another statue in Stoke-On-Trent because one wasn’t nearly metal enough ๐ค๐
Oh my gawd, you guize! ๐ฑ They’re actually doing it! They’re building a monument to Lemmy in Stoke-on-Trent. Stoke-on-freaking-Trent! ๐คฃ…
Tag: breaking
The Sword, bless their hearts, are dusting off “Warp Riders” for a 15th-anniversary tour, because apparently time (and riffs) forgot that album existed ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐ธ๐
Behold, the geriatric Texan riff-lords, THE SWORD, have dusted off their amplifiers and emerged from whatever retirement home they were…
Igor Cavalera Claims Brazilian Metalheads Were Just Trolling Grandma With Satanic Stuff ๐ค๐๐ต
OMG! ๐ฑ Iggor Cavalera, the dude who used to hit things in Sepultura (before they became, like, *totally* irrelevant), just…
“No Rest for the Wicked” devs claim their “Breach Update” is totally new, but really it’s just more of the same, amirite? ๐๐๐ฅ
Alright gamers, listen up! No Rest for the Wicked, that game that’s trying to be Dark Souls but also Diablo…
Bruce Dickinson ๐ด๐ป Still at it? ๐ค๐ธ 18 Songs of flight โ๏ธ (delayed ‘Til 2026 ๐๏ธ, Obviously ๐).
So, Bruce Dickinson, AKA the air raid siren from IRON MAIDEN (the band your dad probably listens to), decided to…
OMG, Marvel Rivals is giving Winter Soldier a Thunderbolts makeover and throwing a Hellfire Gala, because apparently, that’s what the game was MISSING ๐ ๐ฅ๐คก
Oh, honey, hold my vibranium shield! ๐ก๏ธ Marvel Rivals, that game we all *totally* play and *aren’t* just pretending to…
Taylor Swift “Crafted” a 2014 Banger with Imogen Heap in a Whole 24 Hours ๐คฏ, Truly Groundbreaking ๐
OMG, you guys, Taylor Swift and Imogen Heap, like, *totally* wrote and recorded “Clean” in a SINGLE DAY. ๐คฏ I…
NVIDIA’s “AI Blueprint” lets you *finally* generate 3D images that are only slightly less terrifying than your sleep paralysis demon ๐ป๐ผ๏ธ
Alright gamers, listen up! Nvidia, in its infinite wisdom (and quest for world domination ๐), is gracing us with the…
Lorraine Lewis Claims Vixen Firing Was a Total Mystery, Like Where Socks Disappear in the Dryer ๐งฆ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
So, apparently, former VIXEN singer Lorraine Lewis (who? ๐คทโโ๏ธ) did an interview with Brutal Planet Media (never heard of ’em)…
Marathon Hands-On: I Spent a Whole Day Pretending to Enjoy Being a Corporate Space Janitor ๐๐ฝ๐
Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because as a card-carrying, Mountain Dew-chugging, basement-dwelling Bungie “fan” (read: Stockholm Syndrome victim), I was cautiously…