Kohberger Suddenly Remembers He Has Right To Trial
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Bryan Kohberger, the guy who was convicted of stabbing four University of…
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Trump’s Park Police Bring Thrilling NASCAR Action to Law Enforcement
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A police chase in Washington, DC, ended with a Venezuelan national,…
Florida to Break Record for Most Productive Killing Day Ever
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Two death row inmates in Florida are set to be…
Get Ready for the Most Thrilling Adaptation of a Book You Probably Haven’t Read Since High School Neuromancer TV Series Teaser Is Finally Here to Confuse Your Grandma
This is not a drill, folks! 🚨 Apple TV has finally decided to bless us with a new sci-fi series…
Technology Finally Notices Forgotten Dead People Too
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The story of “Chelsea Jane Doe” is finally closed after 26…
Jason Statham’s Mutiny Poster Has Clearly Never Heard of Originality and is Just Copying Die Hard Because Let’s Be Real Who Needs New Ideas Anyway
The Stath is back, and this time he’s on a boat, because why not? 🚣♂️ I mean, who needs a…
Oh Great Another Reboot to Ruin Our Childhood Memories of Robocop Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong with Amazon’s Visionary Genius Behind It
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🤩 I mean, who doesn’t love a good Robocop story,…
Because We Needed Another Spiderman Movie Reminding Us Of Better Ones
The trailer for Spider-Man: Brand New Day has arrived, and it’s a strangely nostalgic affair. The preview’s opening minute is…
Eagles Star Saquon Barkley Loses More Than Yardage at Home
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest crazy news – an attempted burglary at the home of…
ICE Kills Guy, Feds Immediately Trash His Reputation
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. An FBI agent arrives at a crime scene in Houston and…