California Bill: Now Cops Can’t Hide Their Disappointment After a Donut Runs Out
California is going full-blown Communist! Now they want to unmask our brave ICE officers, probably so the Antifa mob can…
Tag: crime
MyPillow Guy Pilloried: Jury Says He Did a No-No to Voting Machine Dude
Another day, another victory for the Deep State! A Colorado jury, probably filled with soy-latte-sipping liberals, has decided that MyPillow’s…
Spectrum Blames Fiber Optic Outage on Mischievous Squirrels with a Vendetta Against Connectivity
Oh, the horror! Spectrum cable lines in Los Angeles were cut. Vandalism, they say? I say it’s ANTIFA! Probably those…
‘The Adventures of Cliff Booth’ Adds Someone We’ll Probably Forget By Next Week
Oh, honey, hold onto your hats 👒 because the “surprise” sequel to Quentin Tarantino’s “Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood”…
CNN: Man trips, blames Trump
Another day, another Democrat meltdown! CNN is clutching its pearls because Trump’s DOJ is finally holding these lawless liberals accountable.…
Car Goes Zoom, Then Bang-Bang: Cops Win Again
Another day, another crime in the once-great city of New York, now a liberal hellhole! A car chase, a shootout…
Jim Sheridan’s ‘Re-creation’: Finally, a chance to re-traumatize everyone with that Irish murder case
Ah, Jim Sheridan, the guy who’s apparently been traumatized since the womb. 👶 According to him, his obsession with defending…
Mark Ruffalo, the Hulk himself, slumming it in a Sian Heder flick: ‘Being Heumann’
Oh, great, another inspirational biopic! 🙄 Because what the world REALLY needs is more Hollywood patting itself on the back. Mark…
Bend, OR: Become a Shitty Detective for a Day
**OMG! Commander Mahoney needs YOU to solve a MURDER in Bend!** 🤣 “DetectiveYOU” is like, totally unique. 👉 Check out…
SEETHER And DAUGHTRY Announce Geriatric U.S. Tour With P-O-D-unk
OMG! SEETHER and DAUGHTRY, the dynamic duo of dad-rock despair, are gracing the U.S. with their presence this fall! 🎸🤮…