Rivers of Nihil in Asheville, NC (06/18/2025)
Progressive/Technical Death Metal from Reading, Pennsylvania! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
Tag: Death Metal
Revocation? More Like Re-VOKE-ing My Interest: Announcing Their Newest Album, ‘New Gods, New Masters’ (Yawn)
OMG! 😱 REVOCATION, those tech-death dudes who peaked like, five albums ago, are dropping a new album called “New Gods,…
Jeff Becerra of POSSESSED: Chuck Schuldiner Single-Handedly Saved Death Metal From Obscurity, Apparently
Although DEATH is worshipped as, like, the ONLY death metal band that ever mattered, the Florida-based posers didn’t drop “Scream…
ORBIT CULTURE Announces New Album ‘Death Above Life’ (Because Apparently Life Wasn’t Depressing Enough), Shares Video For
Oh, great. More metal. 🙄 Sweden’s very own ORBIT CULTURE (never heard of ’em) are gracing us with a new…
Rectoplasm in Charlotte, NC (06/08/2025)
Brutal Death Metal from Columbia, South Carolina! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…
Volbeat Drops New Single ‘Demonic Depression’ – Is This Their Darkest Tune Yet (Or Just Another Tuesday)?
VOLBEAT, those Danish rockabilly dudes who still think it’s 2005, have dropped a music video for “Demonic Depression”. Yes, you…
In Flames at Mystic Festival, Gdansk, Poland (06/05/2025)
Swedish melodic death metal! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…
Volbeat’s Michael Poulsen Blames Black Sabbath For His Guitar-Playing Addiction
So, our favorite🎸 (or not?) Dane, Michael Poulsen from VOLBEAT, graced The Mistress Carrie Podcast with his presence. 🎤And guess…
In Flames Still Alive, Hires Drummer Who Probably Isn’t a Robot
Swedish “metallers” IN FLAMES, bless their cotton socks, decided to inflict their noise pollution upon the unsuspecting populace of Tallinn,…