Sunday nights at Refuge: Where your ears go to church and your liver goes to rehab
Every Sunday, Refuge transforms into a disco inferno, proving that house music isn’t dead—it just moved to East Williamsburg. Classic house and disco legends spin, while you wonder if your hearing will ever recover. 🕺
Refuge: A 500-cap underground nightclub in East Williamsburg where the sound system is louder than your ex’s excuses. REX, the custom 4-point system, will make your chest vibrate like a massage chair on steroids. Designed by Craig “Shorty” Bernabeu, it’s the only thing in NYC louder than the rent. 21+ only. All sales are final. (No refunds for hearing loss.) 🎶
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
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