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Ana Navarro: Trump’s Speech Was Like a Charlie Brown Teacher Convention with More Twitter Drama
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Ana Navarro: Trump’s Speech Was Like a Charlie Brown Teacher Convention with More Twitter Drama

Big ElephantDecember 17, 2025December 17, 2025

Trump Drops Bombshell Address, Leftist Media Melts Down in Seven Different Directions In a stunning display of presidential excellence that…

Control Resonant – Watch the trailer for the new game from Remedy Entertainment, a masterpiece that will surely break your brain and your graphics card in the best way possible
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Control Resonant – Watch the trailer for the new game from Remedy Entertainment, a masterpiece that will surely break your brain and your graphics card in the best way possible

FinnDecember 14, 2025December 14, 2025

Hold onto your tinfoil hats, folks, because Remedy Entertainment just dropped a sequel so mind-bending that it might actually cause…

Google AI Essentials: Three Weeks of “Learning” While Your Job Gets Replaced
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Google AI Essentials: Three Weeks of “Learning” While Your Job Gets Replaced

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 14, 2025

AI for Humans Who Still Use Google Maps to Find the Fridge 🤖🧭 Toronto Public Library’s digital bootcamp promises Google…

Exclusive: Trump’s FEMA Council to Suggest Agency Slashes – Turns Out They’re Just Cutting Red Tape (And Maybe a Few Redundant Paper Clips)
Trump to Save Taxpayers from FEMA's Leftist Disaster: Agency to Be Slashed in Half and Rebranded as "FEMA 2.0"
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Exclusive: Trump’s FEMA Council to Suggest Agency Slashes – Turns Out They’re Just Cutting Red Tape (And Maybe a Few Redundant Paper Clips)

Big ElephantDecember 10, 2025December 10, 2025

In a bold move to rescue America from the bureaucratic nightmare of the Federal Emergency Management Agency, the Trump administration…

All the ‘Avengers: Doomsday’ Clues in ‘Endgame’ (We’re All Doomed)
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All the ‘Avengers: Doomsday’ Clues in ‘Endgame’ (We’re All Doomed)

FinnDecember 10, 2025December 10, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: Avengers: Doomsday is literally just Endgame: The Sequel – Because Apparently, We All Have Amnesia 🚨 😂 So,…

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“2024 Survival Starter Pack: Stock Up on Grab Bags Before the Next Alien Invasion or Zombie Apocalypse (or Whatever Latest Doomsday Hoax)”

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 9, 2025

🚨BREAKING: Professors of Doom Lucy Easthope & Amanda Coleman host “How to Make Disasters Trendy” webinar 🚨 😂 On [insert…

Avantasia’s Tobias Sammet Cries Like A Baby Over The Impending Doom Of Ozzy And Ace (They’re Not Even Dead Yet, What A Drama Queen)
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Avantasia’s Tobias Sammet Cries Like A Baby Over The Impending Doom Of Ozzy And Ace (They’re Not Even Dead Yet, What A Drama Queen)

Chord F. DiscordDecember 7, 2025December 7, 2025

In a groundbreaking interview with Chile’s prestigious SonarFM (a.k.a. the only radio station willing to talk to him), AVANTASIA overlord…

Avengers: Endgame Returns to Theaters to Distract You From Impending Doom
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Avengers: Endgame Returns to Theaters to Distract You From Impending Doom

FinnDecember 5, 2025December 5, 2025

OMG! 😱 Did you hear the earth-shattering news? Avengers: Endgame, the movie that made you cry harder than when your…

Swallow the Sun Bio: Now in English (ish) – Preorder Before We Change Our Minds
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Swallow the Sun Bio: Now in English (ish) – Preorder Before We Change Our Minds

Chord F. DiscordDecember 4, 2025December 4, 2025

OMG! 😱 Prepare yourselves, metalheads, for the most groundbreaking, earth-shattering news of the century! Century Media Records is proud to…

‘Spider-Man: Brand New Day’s Secret Villain Finally REVEALED (You Won’t BELIEVE Who It Is)
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‘Spider-Man: Brand New Day’s Secret Villain Finally REVEALED (You Won’t BELIEVE Who It Is)

FinnNovember 24, 2025November 24, 2025

Alright, listen up, true believers! 🤡 We all KNOW Spider-Man: Brand New Day is, like, TOTALLY set in the gritty,…

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