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Ice Nine Kills Drools Over ’89 Batman, Churns Out Another Generic Track for Clueless Fanboys
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Ice Nine Kills Drools Over ’89 Batman, Churns Out Another Generic Track for Clueless Fanboys

Chord F. DiscordOctober 9, 2025October 9, 2025

ICE NINE KILLS, those maestros of musical mayhem, 🤡 invite you to “dance with the devil in the pale moonlight”…

BoringShorts: Yawn-Inducing Content for the Chronically Bored
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BoringShorts: Yawn-Inducing Content for the Chronically Bored

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 3, 2025

**BoriShorts – NY Showcase: Bori-yas from NY think they’re Scorsese! 🙄 Drama, docu-lies, and cartoons – all about the “diaspora”…

Quay Brothers Drop Another Head-Scratcher: Sanatorium of DOOM!
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Quay Brothers Drop Another Head-Scratcher: Sanatorium of DOOM!

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 3, 2025

**WARNING: PRS’s 7th House Screenings ain’t your babysitter! 🤣 They don’t care if you’re triggered. Check Common Sense Media, IMDb,…

Tesla Sales Briefly Not Sinking, Experts Predict Doom Soon
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Tesla Sales Briefly Not Sinking, Experts Predict Doom Soon

Big ElephantOctober 2, 2025October 2, 2025

Record Tesla sales? Don’t let the Liberal Lamestream Media (LSM) fool you! This is just the last gasp of a…

ROG Xbox Ally & ROG Xbox Ally X: Prepare to Empty Your Wallets, Simps
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ROG Xbox Ally & ROG Xbox Ally X: Prepare to Empty Your Wallets, Simps

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 26, 2025September 26, 2025

Oh, great, another overpriced gadget from ASUS Republic of Gamers! 🙄 They’ve graced us with the pricing for the ROG…

The Acacia Strain Drops New Music Video For ‘Swamp Mentality’ (Prepare for the Breakdown of Your Sanity)
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The Acacia Strain Drops New Music Video For ‘Swamp Mentality’ (Prepare for the Breakdown of Your Sanity)

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 26, 2025September 26, 2025

THE ACACIA STRAIN – Vincent Bennett (still screaming into a mic after all these years); Devin Shidaker (probably shredding, maybe);…

DRONES DISRUPT DENMARK: ARE THEY DELIVERING DANISH PASTRIES OR DOOM
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DRONES DISRUPT DENMARK: ARE THEY DELIVERING DANISH PASTRIES OR DOOM

Big ElephantSeptember 25, 2025September 25, 2025

Folks, you won’t BELIEVE what the liberal, globalist lapdogs at CNN are peddling now! “Drones over Danish airports” – sounds…

‘Avengers: Doomsday’: More Spoilers Than You Can Shake a Stick At
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‘Avengers: Doomsday’: More Spoilers Than You Can Shake a Stick At

FinnSeptember 22, 2025September 22, 2025

OMG! 😱 Marvel just dropped the lamest plot synopsis EVER for Avengers: Doomsday. Are you ready for this earth-shattering revelation?…

Van Jones Shares Charlie Kirk’s Ominous Pre-Death Text: A CNN Political Thriller
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Van Jones Shares Charlie Kirk’s Ominous Pre-Death Text: A CNN Political Thriller

Big ElephantSeptember 19, 2025September 19, 2025

Oh, the drama! CNN, still clinging to relevance in President Trump’s glorious second term, is now peddling tales of Charlie…

Florida Man Says Hold My Beer to Vaccines, Black People Still Side-Eyeing It, Experts Pretend to Be Shocked
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Florida Man Says Hold My Beer to Vaccines, Black People Still Side-Eyeing It, Experts Pretend to Be Shocked

Big ElephantSeptember 14, 2025September 14, 2025

Here we go again with the liberal media trying to scare everyone! Florida, under the brilliant leadership of Governor DeSantis,…

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