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ROBERT PLANT Forms New Band SAVING GRACE, Presumably From Himself
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ROBERT PLANT Forms New Band SAVING GRACE, Presumably From Himself

Chord F. DiscordJuly 16, 2025July 16, 2025

LED ZEPPELIN has-been Robert Plant, still alive somehow, 🙄 has the audacity to announce “Saving Grace”, because, you know, the…

SOiL to FINALLY Bless Our Ears with New Tunes…in 2025 LOL
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SOiL to FINALLY Bless Our Ears with New Tunes…in 2025 LOL

Chord F. DiscordJuly 15, 2025July 15, 2025

In a groundbreaking interview with Chicago’s cutting-edge Rebel Radio 92.5 FM, SOIL bassist and supreme overlord Tim King, blessed us…

Why Retro Gaming Still Clings to Life in the Year 2024
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Why Retro Gaming Still Clings to Life in the Year 2024

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 15, 2025July 15, 2025

Okay, boomer, listen up! 👴 Apparently, some 26.7 million of you are still clinging to your ancient Nintendo Entertainment Systems,…

Aaron Stainthorpe’s Epic Emo Exit From My Dying Bride: Guitarist Throws Shade
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Aaron Stainthorpe’s Epic Emo Exit From My Dying Bride: Guitarist Throws Shade

Chord F. DiscordJuly 15, 2025July 15, 2025

In a groundbreaking interview with Metalirium (because who ELSE would care? 😂), MY DYING BRIDE guitarist Andrew Craighan spilled the…

EU Politician Supports Gamers’ Right to Virtually Murder Pixels, Not Stop Games From Dying
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EU Politician Supports Gamers’ Right to Virtually Murder Pixels, Not Stop Games From Dying

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 14, 2025July 14, 2025

Oh, the drama! 🙄 Apparently, some folks are crying 😭 because their precious video games are being “killed.” Yes, you…

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