POOPY Announces ‘Constantly Nowhere’ Summer 2026 North American Tour With LANDMVRKS And THOUSAND BELOW
Oh look, Poppy’s doing a tour called “Constantly Nowhere,” which is basically just her life story but with better lighting…
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US and Europe ‘belong together,’ Rubio declares at Munich Security Conference — because who else is going to listen to his dad jokes?
Oh, look who’s back from Munich, giving Europeans a history lesson on how America “saved the world.” Secretary of State…
SLASH Says GUNS N’ ROSES ‘Has Never Been A Big Choreographed Thing’ Because Apparently Chaos Is Their Secret Rehearsal Plan
Well, look who decided to grace us with their presence again — it’s Slash, the human embodiment of “I woke…
LIFE OF AGONY Turns ‘Don’t You (Forget About Me)’ Into A Post-Grunge Funeral March For Bender’s Soul
Brooklyn’s LIFELINE OF AGONY (formerly known as LIFE OF AGONY) has once again proven they can turn any classic into…
ANTHRAX Fans Can Finally Start Panicking: New Album Slated for May 2026, According to Frank Bello’s Watch
ANTHRAX, the thrash metal veterans who probably have more riffs in their back pocket than some bands have Instagram followers,…
W.A.S.P. Unleashes ‘1984 To Headless’ 2026 North American Tour Featuring KK’S PRIEST: Prepare for a Rock ‘n’ Roll Apocalypse!
Breaking news from the world of “please clap”: W.A.S.P. has announced the “1984 To Headless” 2026 U.S. and Canada Tour…
Europe distrusts — but depends on — America. Can it afford to walk away? Or is it just too addicted to American Netflix?
The EU is so desperate to escape Uncle Sam’s grasp that they’re practically begging for Russian gas back – at…
VOIVOD Finally Doing Something New, But Only After Sounding Like They’re in a Sci-Fi Opera With a Symphony
Well, look who’s finally decided to crawl out of their sci-fi bunker and grace us with their presence — it’s…
“Queens Rule, Medieval Europe Drools: RHS Lecture Goes Online”
Move over, kings! Medieval queens were the real MVPs, apparently. 👑 Charles West from Edinburgh U is here to tell…
Disney Plus February 2026: More Sequels, More Spinoffs, More Reasons to Ignore Your Family!
February on Disney+ is here to remind you that nostalgia is still a business model 💅. Whether you’re a ’70s…