🎼 Trinity Choir’s Divine Treble Voices to Move You (or Your Money Back!)
Get ready to be deeply moved (or at least deeply confused) by the soprano and alto voices of the Trinity Choir! 🎶
This evening of choral music glorifies Mary, compassion, and the spirit of Lent – basically, everything your grandma loves! 👵
Highlights include:
– Hildegard von Bingen’s Ave generosa (because nothing says “modern” like 12th-century music!)
– Francis Poulenc’s Litanies à la Vierge noire (written after visiting a French shrine – très chic!)
– Marian gems by Duruflé, Vivancos, Grieg, and Gjeilo (bet you can’t pronounce half of those!)
Plus, some fresh faces: Zanaida Stewart Robles, Ily Matthew Maniano, and Margaret Rizza – because diversity sells tickets!
Free event! But registration is highly recommended because apparently, free stuff is popular. 🎟️
Pro tip: Arrive 45 minutes early to ensure you get a seat. Or just stand in the back like a peasant. Your choice! 👑
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Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
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