DIRKSCHNEIDER & GERIATRIC CREW Drops Schmaltzy New Single And Eye-Bleeding Video ‘Hellbreaker’
DIRKSCHNEIDER & THE OLD GANG (DATOG), because acronyms are cool 😎, the project featuring former ACCEPT members Udo Dirkschneider (vocals,…
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Airbourne Burps Out First “New” Song In Six Years, Still Sounds Like AC/DC
AIRBOURNE, those lovable Aussie larrikins who haven’t had an original thought since 1975, are back with “Gutsy,” their first new…
Beyonce’s Booboo: Did the Bey-Hive Get a Free Show
**Bow down, peasants! 👑 Our benevolent Queen Bey, in her infinite wisdom and grace (and questionable fashion choices, let’s be…
Gene Simmons Says The Beatles Are Better Than Your Dead Relatives’ Music Taste
Alright, buckle up, buttercups! 🤘 Your favorite fire-breathing, money-hoarding demon 👹, Gene Simmons, has once again graced us with his…
Blumhouse Officially Adopts Jigsaw as Their New, Annoying Little Brother
Okay, so like, apparently Blumhouse, the masters of cheap scares and jump scares that make you spill your popcorn 🍿,…
SODOM Drops New Single ‘Taphephobia’ – Are They Afraid of Tap Dancing Now
OMG! 😱 Thrash metal dinosaurs SODOM, who probably still think it’s cool to wear studded belts indoors, have dropped a…
3 Forgotten Flops You Can Hate-Watch in June 2025
If you’re desperately clawing for something to watch and have exhausted every cat video on YouTube, “Watch With Us” is…
Bookie Season 2 (TV series): A Totally Unbiased and Accurate Episode Guide (Probably)
Alright, buckle up buttercups 🐴, because “Bookie” Season 2 is here to grace us with its presence… or something. If…
CREED’s Guitarist Ruining Horse Race With Off-Key Sinatra Cover
Grammy Award-winning (allegedly) musician, producer (of questionable sounds), author (sure, Jan) and founding member of such groundbreaking (into the ground)…
OSBOURNES: Still Alive? (Barely) – Comic Con Midlands, July
Ozzy Osbourne, the bat-biting legend, and his equally legendary (debatable) family are gracing the Comic Con Midlands in Birmingham, UK,…