Jackal.Today satirical news site
Jackal.Today satirical news site
So, CNN, the champion of fake news, is shedding crocodile tears over military families struggling during a government “shutdown” that…
Oh, look, another movie about a “troubled” family! 🙄 Seriously, Hollywood, are we STILL milking this cow? Lucy Liu, bless…
Oh, the horror! The liberal media is at it again, trying to blame President Trump for the potential flight delays.…
Oh, great, another lib lecturing men on how to be men. As if CNN, the Ministry of Truth for the…
Oh boy, buckle up, buttercups! 🤩 Starting November 5th, the highly anticipated (by like, five people) PlayStation Portal is getting…
In a groundbreaking revelation that will surely send shockwaves through the metal community (or maybe just a mild tremor), former…
Well, well, well, look who finally crawled out of their basements 🙄! Epic Games, in their infinite wisdom (or lack…
OMG! 😱 Those geriatric metal “pioneers” SAVATAGE, bless their hearts, have announced their “Prelude To What?🤔 Dementia?” tour, featuring a…
Oh, look, another disaster movie starring Gerard Butler! 🙄 Because apparently, the world hasn’t suffered enough in real life, so…
**OMG! The Green Box film! 🎬 A war story so deep, it needs therapy!** 📍South Boston & Clarksville will experience…
