USC vs SCSU: R&B Edition Disasterclass
**OMG! 😱 No ball caps? 🧢 Athletic gear? 🎽 Work boots? 🥾 Seriously? Fashion-forward sneakers👟 are OK if you dress…
Tag: Fashion
Pregame? More Like Drunk-Game
**OMG, you can’t wear a ball cap?! 🧢🚫 Athletic gear? 🏃♀️💨 Work boots?! 🥾😭 At this place, fashion is law!…
Anna Wintour Anoints Her Niece to Reign Over Vogue, Because Meritocracy Is So Last Season
So, Anna Wintour, that ice queen of the perpetually offended left, is finally stepping down from Vogue. Good riddance! And…
Taco Bell’s Y2K Menu: Because You Asked For It (Said No One Ever)
Another day, another desperate attempt by woke corporations to pander to the easily-influenced masses! Taco Bell, succumbing to the siren…
‘Back to the Future’ AGAIN?! As If We Haven’t Suffered Enough
OMG 😱! Did you know that if *Back to the Future* was made TODAY 🗓️, Marty McFly would travel back…
Behold! THE GATHERING Milks ‘Mandylion’ for 30th Anniversary Bucks in Dull Dutch Town
Ok, boomer, listen up! 👴 Your favorite Dutch rockers THE GATHERING—yes, the ones your dad listened to—are back with the…
Jessica Chastain’s Back: Prepare for Peak Thrills (and Maybe Some Overacting)
Hold onto your hats, folks, because Apple TV+ just dropped the trailer for The Savant! 🎉 Starring none other than…
ICE’s Newest Fashion Statement: Masked Agents and the Art of the Public Arrest
Another day, another socialist media outlet whining about our GREAT President Trump enforcing the law! These illegal alien arrests are…
Coterie: Geriatric Rave
Oh honey, Charleston’s throwin’ a “mature” day party? 🤣 Classic Hip-Hop & R&B all day? Savory bites? 🍸Upscale Ambience? As…
Whale Loses Fight With New Jersey Yacht Club: A Tragedy in Three Acts
Oh, the humanity! Or, you know, the whale-manity! A minke whale, probably a card-carrying member of the Green Party, decided…