Lindsey Graham Gets Sanctions Bill Named After Him Posthumously Somehow
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Senate passing a major Russia sanctions bill, and I’ve got to say,…
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LEFT TO DIE Butchers Death Cover For Chuck Schuldiner’s Ghost
In a shocking turn of events that has left metalheads reeling, the YouTube channel of the Considered Dead blog has…
US Citizen Evacuated From Antarctica Because Priorities
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a US expeditioner in Antarctica who was rescued last month in a…
Mercyful Fate Rises From Crypt To Bank Some Cash
Oh joy, oh rapture! MERCYFUL FATE is back, and by back, I mean they’re playing a single show in over…
Arsonist Achieves Impressive Wildfire Streak
Folks, I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, reading about the wildfires in Washington state, and I just can’t believe what…
Saturday Night Fever Dream Now Worth $856 Million
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest Powerball jackpot, and let me tell you, it’s a doozy.…
Gaming Rigs Lost in the Void of Your Own Wi-Fi
Wireless networks: where the wild things are. You think you know what’s connected, but let’s be real, it’s a jungle…
Taylor Farms Still Really Good At Not Taking Responsibility Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like Taylor Farms, a giant produce company, is in…
Oh Joy, Brits Get to Finally Witness the Most Blasphemous Film Ever Made in the Comfort of Their Local Cinema with Ken Russell’s The Devils Descending Upon UK Theaters
The wait is finally over, folks! 🎉 After being censored for over half a century, Ken Russell’s visionary masterpiece, The…
Battlefield 6 Season 4 Lures Back Players With Actual New Content
It’s not every day that a live-service game gets it right, but Battlefield 6 Season 4 is a breath of…