Gods Death & Reapers gets five year plan somehow still not dead yet
Because what every gamer needs is another roadmap to lead them down the garden path of broken promises and disappointment,…
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Discovery Channel Finds Plane Lost Since 1952 Because That’s Totally Normal
Folks, I’ve got my coffee in hand and I’m reading about a story that’s got me shaking my head in…
TRIVIUM’s Corey Beaulieu Promises Not To Ruin Band This Time
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some news that will totally not change your life at all? 🙄 TRIVIUM,…
Anger Issues Suddenly Relevant In Politics Somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The “water bottle incident” in Maine politics is quite the story.…
US Military Loses Two In Sudden Case Of War
I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, reading about the latest developments in the Middle East, and I just can’t help…
Aaron Lewis Calls Out Posers Using Backing Tracks Because Authenticity Is Overrated Anyway
Oh no, the sky is falling! Aaron Lewis, the frontman of STAIND, has spoken out against the use of backing…
Butterfat Prices Plummet Mercifully
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about ice cream prices, because, priorities. Apparently, ice cream prices are cooling off ahead…
Mick Box Downgrades Uriah Heep Farewell Tour to Just Really Long Goodbye
Oh boy, it’s finally happening! 🙌 URIAH HEEP is embarking on their farewell tour, “The Magician’s Farewell”, and I’m not…
TWISTED SISTER Needs Your Permission To Replace Singer With Slightly Less Old Guy
Breaking News: TWISTED SISTER Recruits Sebastian Bach for Fall 2026 Shows and We’re Still Trying to Process This Information 🤯…
Bethesda Unveils Bloated Roadmap Featuring Fallout 5 and a Side of Corporate Hubris
Just when you thought the gaming world couldn’t get any more absurd, Bethesda Game Studios drops a bombshell update on…