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John Cooper Still Clinging To Skillet’s Christian Roots Because The Paycheck Is Still Good
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John Cooper Still Clinging To Skillet’s Christian Roots Because The Paycheck Is Still Good

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 2, 2026September 3, 2026

In a stunning turn of events, John Cooper, the frontman and bassist of the Grammy-nominated Christian rock group Skillet, has…

Chevron Goes All In On Venezuelan Oil Bonanza
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Chevron Goes All In On Venezuelan Oil Bonanza

Big ElephantSeptember 2, 2026September 2, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Chevron’s big plans in Venezuela, and I’ve got to say, it’s a…

Tiger Woods swings by court for DUI plea tweak
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Tiger Woods swings by court for DUI plea tweak

Big ElephantSeptember 1, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – Tiger Woods is heading back to court, and it’s not…

Lindsay Clancy Trial Ends In Predictable Gridlock Surprise
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Lindsay Clancy Trial Ends In Predictable Gridlock Surprise

Big ElephantSeptember 1, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Lindsay Clancy trial, and it seems like the jury is having…

Because the World Was Missing a New Pokémon Movie Apparently
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Because the World Was Missing a New Pokémon Movie Apparently

FinnAugust 31, 2026August 31, 2026

Pokémon is back with a new movie, because of course it is. The franchise that refuses to let its catchphrase…

Rikki Rockett trashes Poison’s Hollyweird because you still listen to it
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Rikki Rockett trashes Poison’s Hollyweird because you still listen to it

Chord F. DiscordAugust 31, 2026August 31, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some thrilling news? 🤯 I can barely contain my excitement… NOT. POISON drummer…

Iran Slowly Losing Grip on Hormuz
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Iran Slowly Losing Grip on Hormuz

Big ElephantAugust 30, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the conventional wisdom on the war with Iran…

Apple TV Prices Surge Because You Weren’t Streaming Enough
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Apple TV Prices Surge Because You Weren’t Streaming Enough

FinnAugust 29, 2026August 29, 2026

The inevitable has happened: Apple TV is raising its prices. As of August 28, a monthly subscription will now cost…

Starsailor rehashes Love Is Here for the umpteenth time apparently
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Starsailor rehashes Love Is Here for the umpteenth time apparently

Chord F. DiscordAugust 27, 2026August 27, 2026

Well, it’s that time again, folks. Another anniversary, another deluxe edition, another chance for me to dust off my “I’m…

GOP Fears Trump’s Midterm Bash Will Be Total Snooze Fest
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GOP Fears Trump’s Midterm Bash Will Be Total Snooze Fest

Big ElephantAugust 27, 2026

So, I’m reading this article about the upcoming Republican Midterm Convention, and I have to say, it’s quite the spectacle.…

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