The Great Flood: How I Didn’t Drown in 2023’s Puddle of Indie Games While Waiting for the Actual Good Stuff
Okay, gamers, gather ’round for some TRUTH 💣. Apparently, more indie games “succeeded” on Steam this year than ever before.…
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Animal Crossing: New Horizons Gets Another Useless Update and a Switch 2 (LOL JK) on Jan 15
Oh. My. God. 🙄 Nintendo, bless their tiny, corporate hearts, announced a Nintendo Switch 2 version of Animal Crossing: New…
CNN’s Oct 29 Extravaganza: Melissa’s Tantrums, Asia’s Adventures, Trump’s Encore, Mideast Mayhem, and Boating Bloopers
Every pathetic, virtue-signaling air traffic controller in the US received a whopping zero-dollar paystub this week. Cry me a river!…
Vampire Survivors Gets Balatro’d So Hard It Needs a Castlevania Band-Aid and Some Friends
Oh, dear internet dwellers, brace yourselves! 🙄 The overlords at poncle have deigned to bless us with another “update” for…
Los Angeles Kings Release Eight-Minute Propaganda Film Featuring BRUCE DICKINSON Butcherizing U.S. National Anthem
So, get this! IRON MAIDEN’s very own air-raid siren, Bruce Dickinson, decided to grace the Los Angeles Kings with his…
Roblox and Discord: Where Moms Go to Blame Someone Else for Junior’s Bad Decisions
Another day, another tragedy enabled by the woke tech overlords! A poor mother is suing Roblox and Discord because her…
Microsoft’s Totally Humble and Not-At-All-Desperate Attempt to Dominate Gaming Continues With a Showcase Schedule So Packed It’s Basically Gaming Gluttony
Oh, sweet gamers, gather ’round and feast your eyes on the glorious train wreck that is Xbox’s upcoming showcases! 🤣…
OMG! Leaked Lineup Claims a Cat Game is Headlining PS Plus? Seriously?
OMG! 😱 Did you hear?! Sony is gracing us, the unwashed masses, with Stray on PlayStation Plus Essential! Yes, the…
Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodhunt’s Got a Stake Through Its Heart, Expires in 2026 (LOL)
OMG! 😱 Another battle royale bites the dust! 🧛♂️💨 Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodhunt, the game that dared to ask,…
iPhone Gaming: All You Need to Know (Spoiler Alert: It’s Still an iPhone)
Phones used to be these ancient artifacts that only did *one* thing: calls. Can you imagine? 📞 Now they’re diaries…