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Splinter Cell Reboot: Sam Fisher’s Back…Again (Hopefully Not Another Disappointment)
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Splinter Cell Reboot: Sam Fisher’s Back…Again (Hopefully Not Another Disappointment)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 2, 2025December 2, 2025

Breaking News: Ubisoft Hires Back Guy Who Already Left 🤡 To Direct Splinter Cell Remake! Is This Groundhog Day? In…

IO Interactive CEO Accidentally Sort Of Maybe Mentions Hitman 4 (But Who Cares? CO-OP IS HERE, BABYYYY)
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IO Interactive CEO Accidentally Sort Of Maybe Mentions Hitman 4 (But Who Cares? CO-OP IS HERE, BABYYYY)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 2, 2025December 2, 2025

OMG! 😱 You won’t BELIEVE what IO Interactive’s CEO, Hakan Abrak, just said about the future of Hitman! Turns out,…

Bleach: Rebirth of Souls Summons Yhwach DLC Just in Time to Ruin Your Holidays on December 10
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Bleach: Rebirth of Souls Summons Yhwach DLC Just in Time to Ruin Your Holidays on December 10

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 1, 2025December 1, 2025

Oh, look, another cash grab! 💰 Bleach: Rebirth of Souls, the game nobody asked for, is gracing us with a…

Ex-Fear Factory Drummer Thinks Dave Mustaine’s a Hater Because He Didn’t Fanboy Over His Megadeth Remix
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Ex-Fear Factory Drummer Thinks Dave Mustaine’s a Hater Because He Didn’t Fanboy Over His Megadeth Remix

Chord F. DiscordDecember 1, 2025December 1, 2025

In a recent tell-all with Story Mode, the legend himself, former FEAR FACTORY drum-banger Raymond Herrera (also known for composing…

How to Snag the FREE Fortnite Yuki Yabari Skin (No Skill Required) Starting Nov 27
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How to Snag the FREE Fortnite Yuki Yabari Skin (No Skill Required) Starting Nov 27

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 30, 2025November 30, 2025

OMG! 😱 Epic Games is feeling SUPER generous, or maybe they just found a dusty old character in the attic…

Netflix’s ‘Assassin’s Creed’ Finds Its Poor Soul, Set to Film in Pizza Land
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Netflix’s ‘Assassin’s Creed’ Finds Its Poor Soul, Set to Film in Pizza Land

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 29, 2025November 29, 2025

Oh, great, another Assassin’s Creed adaptation! 🙄 Because the movie wasn’t a colossal dumpster fire 🔥 enough, Netflix has decided…

Trump’s ‘Very Soon’ Venezuela Smackdown: Drug Cartels Beware (Or Not)
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Trump’s ‘Very Soon’ Venezuela Smackdown: Drug Cartels Beware (Or Not)

Big ElephantNovember 29, 2025November 29, 2025

President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is about to clean up the Venezuelan swamp! It’s about time we stopped these…

Warframe: The Old Peace Update – Prepare for Disappointment on December 10th
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Warframe: The Old Peace Update – Prepare for Disappointment on December 10th

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 28, 2025November 28, 2025

OMG! 😱 Warframe is FINALLY giving us The Old Peace on December 10th! 🗓️ Get ready to have your mind…

Meet the Ogryn: Darktide’s Lovable Brute (Who Probably Eats Rocks)
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Meet the Ogryn: Darktide’s Lovable Brute (Who Probably Eats Rocks)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 28, 2025November 28, 2025

Behold, the Hive Scum! 🪰 Arriving in Warhammer 40,000: Darktide like the digital equivalent of space-trash someone fished out of…

Gojira’s Newest Member: A Car Bomb Specialist?!
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Gojira’s Newest Member: A Car Bomb Specialist?!

Chord F. DiscordNovember 28, 2025November 28, 2025

GOJIRA, those Frenchie prog-metallers who think they’re saving the planet one chug at a time, apparently kicked off a tour…

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