🕵️♂️ The Secret History of «Half Life 3»: Microwaves, GTA VI, and Gabe’s Struggle With Counting to Three
Our undercover investigation into Valve’s most elusive project, «Half Life 3», has finally borne fruit, and the results are nothing…
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Slovenia Joins Star Citizen?! 🇸🇮🚀 Gamers Stunned by $60K BRATislava DLC!
Star Citizen, the galaxy’s most expensive PowerPoint presentation masquerading as a video game, is at it again with the announcement…
🚨 Steam Hits Record 19,000 Games in 2024! Potato Thrillers & Toilet Simulators Included 🚨
Steam — the global bazaar of video games and questionable entertainment choices — has achieved the unthinkable in 2024. According…
🎮 Microsoft’s Insane Plan: A New Indiana Jones Game Every Week! 🎭
In an era where binging isn’t just for Netflix, Microsoft is setting a whole new standard — and a questionable…
🔥 «The Witcher 4: Promises» — The Game That Might Launch Before Elon Musk’s Mars Colony! 🌌
Fans of the Witcher franchise, rejoice! Or don’t — we’re not here to dictate emotions. CD Projekt RED (or CDPR…
Mass Effect 5 Goes Full MAGA?! Tucker Carlson to the Rescue! 🇺🇸🚀
In a move that has shocked the gaming world (and probably delighted a few basement-dwelling trolls), BioWare has reportedly stripped…
🚨 Finally, AAA Games Without Woke Nonsense? Game Awards 2024 Set to Break the Internet!
The countdown is over, gamers! The Game Awards 2024 — that annual spectacle of world premieres, awkward celebrity cameos, and…
🎮 Metacritic’s WORST Games of 2024: Where’s Woke «Dragon Age: The Veilguard»? 🤔
Ah, the annual tradition of gaming schadenfreude — the Metacritic Top 10 Worst Games list is here, and boy, it’s…
🐻 Denuvo Goes Missing: Gamers, Teddy Bears, and a Toy Heist in Indiana Jones and the Great Circle! 🎮
In an unprecedented twist of events, Bethesda’s upcoming Indiana Jones and the Great Circle will be free of the notorious…
Fursan al-Aqsa Shoots Its Last Shot 💥 in the UK – Steam Drama Unfolds! 🇬🇧
In what can only be described as the most thrilling Counter-Terrorism operation since James Bond fought a shark in a…