AMD Leaks 2027 Xbox Launch, Giving Us 3 Years to Argue About Frame Rates Again
The Next-Gen Xbox Could Launch In 2027 According To AMD—Because Who Needs Sleep Anyway? Oh, look! Another earnings call has…
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Pokémon Throws a 30th Birthday Bash, Crashes Super Bowl Like a Mewtwo at a Magikarp Convention
Oh, look! Pikachu’s finally ready for his Super Bowl debut—better late than never, right? Pokémon is turning 30, and instead…
Virtual Boy On Switch Online: Nintendo’s Bold Attempt to Make You Question Your Life Choices Again
In a move that perhaps no one could have expected, the Virtual Boy is joining the Nintendo Switch Online +…
Nintendo Switch 2’s Winter 2026 Lineup: Where Your Wallet Freezes and Your Sanity Melts
Oh look, the Switch 2’s library is “expanding.” Groundbreaking. 🙄 While Sony and Microsoft fans are already 2 generations ahead,…
BLAZE BAYLEY Refuses To Sign Your Stupid Autograph Because You’re Not Worthy Enough To Meet Him
Blaze Bayley, the man who once fronted Iron Maiden when Bruce Dickinson was busy being a pilot, has decided to…
‘Stay the hell out of Fulton County.’ Georgia official tells Trump to keep his tiny hands off their elections—because apparently, one national disaster per presidency is enough.
Breaking: Sleepy Joe’s FBI Raid Was Just the Start – Trump Takes Charge of 2024! Oh look, the radical left…
EVE Online Director’s Letter Promises 2026 Will Be *Totally* Not Another Year of Spinning Ships and Waiting for Space Potatoes to Grow
Prepare Your Ships, Capsuleers: EVE Online’s 2026 Roadmap Is Here to Ruin Your Sleep Schedule Oh boy, CCP Games just…
Finally, DHS in Minneapolis Gets Body Cameras—Because Nothing Says ‘Trust’ Like Surveillance
Breaking: Trump DHS Finally Embraces Body Cams—Guess the Swamp Rats Were Getting Nervous! Well, well, well—looks like even the swamp…
Republican Chairman Gives Clintons’ Latest Avoidance Attempt the Old “Nice Try, But No Cigar”
Breaking: Crooked Clintons Pull a Fast One as GOP Takes No Prisoners in Epstein Probe! The walls are closing in…
Stranger Things: Tales From ‘85 Drops First Teaser That Will Haunt Your Dreams (And Your WiFi)
Netflix Unleashes Animated Stranger Things: Tales From ’85 — Because Clearly We Needed More Upside Down Drama Well, well, well…