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Oak City Indie Games 2025: Prepare for Disappointment
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Oak City Indie Games 2025: Prepare for Disappointment

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 13, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ Oak City Indie Games: a yearly event showcasing NC (and East Coast now? ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ) indie games. Let’s play…

Game-A-What-Now?? NYC’s “Largest” Dev Showcase (as if you care)
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Game-A-What-Now?? NYC’s “Largest” Dev Showcase (as if you care)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 13, 2025

**๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿ”ฅ Game-A-Palooza โ€“ Fall 2025 ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐ŸŽฎ. Play 60+ games ๐Ÿ•น๏ธ before they flop! ๐Ÿคฃ Saturday, October 18, 2025, at Hana…

One-Punch Man Season 3: Still Punching Things (and Our Patience) on October 12, Now on More Streaming Services Than You Can Punch
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One-Punch Man Season 3: Still Punching Things (and Our Patience) on October 12, Now on More Streaming Services Than You Can Punch

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 12, 2025October 12, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ They’re FINALLY blessing us with more Saitama! ๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿป After all these years of waiting, Disney+ (yes, really ๐Ÿญ)…

From Tsushima to Ghost of Yลtei: Because Jin Sakai Needed a Ski Trip, Duh
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From Tsushima to Ghost of Yลtei: Because Jin Sakai Needed a Ski Trip, Duh

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 10, 2025October 10, 2025

Oh, look, another sequel no one asked for! Ghost of Yลtei is here to cash in on the fleeting glory…

Xbox Surrenders: Ex-Microsoft Leader Claims They’re Too Tired for Hardware, Wants to Play Games Instead
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Xbox Surrenders: Ex-Microsoft Leader Claims They’re Too Tired for Hardware, Wants to Play Games Instead

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 10, 2025October 10, 2025

Oh, honey, grab your popcorn ๐Ÿฟ! Laura Fryer, a former Xbox bigwig, decided to drop a truth bomb ๐Ÿ’ฃ on…

Subnautica 2 Founders Throw a Hissy Fit, Sue Krafton for Being Too Demanding Like a Bratty Bride
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Subnautica 2 Founders Throw a Hissy Fit, Sue Krafton for Being Too Demanding Like a Bratty Bride

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 10, 2025October 10, 2025

Oh, the drama! ๐ŸŽญ Apparently, after getting the boot ๐Ÿฅพ this month, the oh-so-important founders of Unknown Worlds are crying…

Mindsye Devs Throw Epic Tantrum, Claim Leadership Made Them Feel Like Yesterday’s News
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Mindsye Devs Throw Epic Tantrum, Claim Leadership Made Them Feel Like Yesterday’s News

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 10, 2025October 10, 2025

Oh honey, ๐Ÿ’… where do I even BEGIN with this dumpster fire ๐Ÿ”ฅ of a game studio? Apparently, nearly 100…

Halo Art Guy Walks After 17 Years, Leaves Salty Note Like a Sore Loser
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Halo Art Guy Walks After 17 Years, Leaves Salty Note Like a Sore Loser

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 10, 2025October 10, 2025

Oh no, another one bites the dust! ๐Ÿ‘‹ Glenn Israel, a so-called “art director” (we use that term loosely, folks…

Larian Studios Director Hilariously Roasts Elon Musk’s Pathetic Attempt at Gaming Domination
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Larian Studios Director Hilariously Roasts Elon Musk’s Pathetic Attempt at Gaming Domination

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 9, 2025October 9, 2025

Oh, honey, buckle up buttercups! ๐Ÿ’… Elon “Technoking” Musk, fresh off renaming Twitter to “X” because…reasons? ๐Ÿค” …is now gracing…

Heart Machine Axes Staff, Hyper Light Breaker’s Fate Hangs by a Thread LOL
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Heart Machine Axes Staff, Hyper Light Breaker’s Fate Hangs by a Thread LOL

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 9, 2025October 9, 2025

Oh, look, another indie darling bites the dust! ๐Ÿ˜ญ Heart Machine, those guys who made Hyper Light Drifter (you know,…

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