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Retro South Video Game Expo: A Geriatric Gamer Convention
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Retro South Video Game Expo: A Geriatric Gamer Convention

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 5, 2025September 5, 2025

OMG! 🙄Retro South Video Game Expo AGAIN?! 🎮In Wichita Falls, Texas, for vintage games from the 80s, 90s & early…

Activision Rejects Spielberg’s COD Film: Guess They Prefer Loot Boxes Over Oscars
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Activision Rejects Spielberg’s COD Film: Guess They Prefer Loot Boxes Over Oscars

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 5, 2025September 5, 2025

OMG! 🤯 Can you believe it? Activision, the geniuses behind *Call of Duty*, apparently said “Nah, fam” to a Steven…

Dragon Quest I & II Remake: Prepare for a Twist So Monumental, It’ll Make Your Grandma Question Her Life Choices
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Dragon Quest I & II Remake: Prepare for a Twist So Monumental, It’ll Make Your Grandma Question Her Life Choices

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 5, 2025September 5, 2025

Wow, another Dragon Quest remake? 🙄 Is Square Enix officially out of original ideas? Hot on the heels of last…

Street Fighter Movie Trailer Drops: Is This the WWE or a Fighting Game, LOL
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Street Fighter Movie Trailer Drops: Is This the WWE or a Fighting Game, LOL

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 5, 2025September 5, 2025

Oh great, another Street Fighter movie! 🙄 As if the last few weren’t cinematic masterpieces (said no one ever), Legendary…

Hollow Knight: Silksong — Is It Real or Just a Mass Hysteria Event
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Hollow Knight: Silksong — Is It Real or Just a Mass Hysteria Event

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 5, 2025September 5, 2025

Okay, gamers, gather ’round for a hot take hotter than my RTX 6090ti running Crysis on ultra. We’re talking about…

Tetsuya Nomura Says FF7 Remake Part 3 and KH4 Are “Making Great Progress,” So Get Hyped (Maybe)
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Tetsuya Nomura Says FF7 Remake Part 3 and KH4 Are “Making Great Progress,” So Get Hyped (Maybe)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 5, 2025September 5, 2025

Oh, honey, guess what? 💅 Apparently, Final Fantasy 7 Remake Part 3 and Kingdom Hearts 4 are still “making progress.”…

White House to airlines: “Sorry ’bout your luck, passengers”
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White House to airlines: “Sorry ’bout your luck, passengers”

Big ElephantSeptember 5, 2025September 5, 2025

Another day, another victory for sanity and the American people! Our glorious President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is dismantling…

Gamescom 2025: Resident Evil Requiem—Oh Look, Another Zombie Game
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Gamescom 2025: Resident Evil Requiem—Oh Look, Another Zombie Game

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 4, 2025September 4, 2025

OMG! 😱 Calling Resident Evil Requiem “one of the most anticipated games” is a HUGE stretch. 🙄 After EIGHT years…

IOI Was Totally Not Inspired By James Bond, You Guys
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IOI Was Totally Not Inspired By James Bond, You Guys

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 4, 2025September 4, 2025

Okay, so IO Interactive (IOI), the studio that brought us the bald assassin we all pretend to like in Hitman,…

Avatar: The Last Airbender and Stumble Guys: A Crossover Nobody Asked For
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Avatar: The Last Airbender and Stumble Guys: A Crossover Nobody Asked For

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 4, 2025September 4, 2025

Oh, great, the universe has spoken, and apparently, what we needed was for the profound and meticulously crafted world of…

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