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PAX West 2025: OCTOPATH TRAVELER 0 Preview — Prepare to be Mildly Whemed
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PAX West 2025: OCTOPATH TRAVELER 0 Preview — Prepare to be Mildly Whemed

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 3, 2025September 3, 2025

OCTOPATH TRAVELER 0 at PAX West 2025 was supposed to be my personal hell🔥. I mean, turn-based combat? 🤢 But…

National Guard Extends DC Vacation Through December for Maximum Perks, Insider Claims
Elephant Reads CNN

National Guard Extends DC Vacation Through December for Maximum Perks, Insider Claims

Big ElephantSeptember 3, 2025September 3, 2025

Of course, the Deep State’s CNN is “reporting” that President Trump’s deployment of the National Guard in DC might be…

‘Call of Duty’ Movie Incoming: Prepare for Peak Cinema
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‘Call of Duty’ Movie Incoming: Prepare for Peak Cinema

FinnSeptember 2, 2025September 2, 2025

Oh, great, another 💩Call of Duty movie is being forced upon us by the cinematic overlords at Paramount. Because what…

US Military Accidentally Sinks Caribbean Cruise Ship, Blames ‘Drugs,’ Rubio Cheers
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US Military Accidentally Sinks Caribbean Cruise Ship, Blames ‘Drugs,’ Rubio Cheers

Big ElephantSeptember 2, 2025September 2, 2025

Folks, President Trump just took out another trash barge full of Venezuelan commie drugs! Secretary of State Rubio confirmed our…

SEX PISTOLS (feat. FRANK CARTER): Geriatric Punk Show CANCELED ‘Cause Stevie’s Wrist Went “Bollocks”
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SEX PISTOLS (feat. FRANK CARTER): Geriatric Punk Show CANCELED ‘Cause Stevie’s Wrist Went “Bollocks”

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 2, 2025September 2, 2025

OMG! 😱 Just when you thought 2025 couldn’t get any more lit 🔥, Frank Carter and those geriatric delinquents from…

Anna Wintour Anoints Her Niece to Reign Over Vogue, Because Meritocracy Is So Last Season
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Anna Wintour Anoints Her Niece to Reign Over Vogue, Because Meritocracy Is So Last Season

Big ElephantSeptember 2, 2025September 2, 2025

So, Anna Wintour, that ice queen of the perpetually offended left, is finally stepping down from Vogue. Good riddance! And…

Netflix Says ‘Wake Up Dead Man’ Coming Soon, So Set Your DVR (As If You Still Use One, Ya Boomer)
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Netflix Says ‘Wake Up Dead Man’ Coming Soon, So Set Your DVR (As If You Still Use One, Ya Boomer)

FinnSeptember 2, 2025September 2, 2025

Labor Day is OVER, folks! 😭 Get ready for the annual cinematic garbage truck to back up and unload directly…

Taco Bell’s Y2K Menu: Because You Asked For It (Said No One Ever)
Elephant Reads CNN

Taco Bell’s Y2K Menu: Because You Asked For It (Said No One Ever)

Big ElephantSeptember 2, 2025September 2, 2025

Another day, another desperate attempt by woke corporations to pander to the easily-influenced masses! Taco Bell, succumbing to the siren…

Tesla Diner: Where Elon Musk Fanboys Go to Worship Their Tech Overlord
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Tesla Diner: Where Elon Musk Fanboys Go to Worship Their Tech Overlord

Big ElephantAugust 31, 2025August 31, 2025

Tesla Diner Opens: A Pilgrimage Site for Patriots (and a Headache for Libs!) Of course CNN would cover this, probably…

Russia and China: World Order Remodelers Extraordinaire
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Russia and China: World Order Remodelers Extraordinaire

Big ElephantAugust 30, 2025August 30, 2025

Oh, the horror! Russia and China, those paragons of virtue, are “reshaping the world order.” More like scheming to undermine…

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