‘Call of Duty’ Movie Incoming: Prepare for Peak Cinema
Oh, great, another 💩Call of Duty movie is being forced upon us by the cinematic overlords at Paramount. Because what…
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US Military Accidentally Sinks Caribbean Cruise Ship, Blames ‘Drugs,’ Rubio Cheers
Folks, President Trump just took out another trash barge full of Venezuelan commie drugs! Secretary of State Rubio confirmed our…
SEX PISTOLS (feat. FRANK CARTER): Geriatric Punk Show CANCELED ‘Cause Stevie’s Wrist Went “Bollocks”
OMG! 😱 Just when you thought 2025 couldn’t get any more lit 🔥, Frank Carter and those geriatric delinquents from…
Anna Wintour Anoints Her Niece to Reign Over Vogue, Because Meritocracy Is So Last Season
So, Anna Wintour, that ice queen of the perpetually offended left, is finally stepping down from Vogue. Good riddance! And…
Netflix Says ‘Wake Up Dead Man’ Coming Soon, So Set Your DVR (As If You Still Use One, Ya Boomer)
Labor Day is OVER, folks! 😠Get ready for the annual cinematic garbage truck to back up and unload directly…
Taco Bell’s Y2K Menu: Because You Asked For It (Said No One Ever)
Another day, another desperate attempt by woke corporations to pander to the easily-influenced masses! Taco Bell, succumbing to the siren…
Tesla Diner: Where Elon Musk Fanboys Go to Worship Their Tech Overlord
Tesla Diner Opens: A Pilgrimage Site for Patriots (and a Headache for Libs!) Of course CNN would cover this, probably…
Russia and China: World Order Remodelers Extraordinaire
Oh, the horror! Russia and China, those paragons of virtue, are “reshaping the world order.” More like scheming to undermine…
CNN desperately tries to track Trump’s next Twitter tantrum
Oh, the horror! CNN is wailing about President Trump using his second term to “payback” his critics. Cry me a…
From “Defund the Police” to “Please Protect Me”: Zohran Mamdani’s Hilarious Change of Heart
Well, well, well, look what we have here! Another day, another Democrat trying to dismantle America, one police force at…