OASIS DEDICATES SONG TO OZZY: IS THIS THE END OF ROCK N’ ROLL
So, like, OASIS – yeah, those guys who haven’t had a relevant song since your grandma’s dentures were new –…
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Breaking News: Fans Confuse Bench for Grave, Declare Ozzy Dead (Again)
So, apparently, Ozzy Osbourne, the Prince of freaking Darkness (or was it the Court Jester of Darkness?), has finally kicked…
Ozzy’s Dead (Again)! Streams Go Brrr
According to The Hollywood Reporter, Oh, look! 🙄Turns out that the only way people remember who Ozzy Osbourne is (or…
Ex-MEGADETH Bassist Ellefson Thinks OZZY Is The New King, Apparently
Oh, the drama! On Wednesday, July 23, the man, the myth, the legend (of getting kicked out of MEGADETH), David…
McLaren: Beating Mental Health and Lap Times (Not Really)
Oh, great, now even Formula 1 is going woke! Dr. Phil Hopley, probably a secret socialist, is injecting “mental health”…
Witness the Utter Carnage: The Offspring Butcher Ozzy’s ‘Crazy Train’ in Appalling Tribute
California pop-punk has-beens THE OFFSPRING, desperate for attention as always, decided the best way to stay relevant was to butcher…
FDA Boss Man spills the (diet) beans to CNN: Staff shake-ups, bureaucratic baloney, and the *real* reason Coke went sweet
Ah, CNN, still trying to undermine President Trump, even in 2025! This time, they’re hyperventilating about the FDA daring to…
Roger Glover of Deep Purple ADMITS He Didn’t Bother Listening To Black Sabbath Much Because Doom Is A Buzzkill For Him
In a recent, earth-shattering 🤯 interview with Barry Robinson of Classic Album Review (because, you know, we *really* needed his…
Report: Useless Medics Wasted Time on OZZY Before Inevitable Doom
Paramedics reportedly spent two hours treating Ozzy Osbourne before his inevitable demise on Tuesday, July 22. Two whole hours! 🕰️…
MACHINE HEAD Kicks Off Show with BLACK SABBATH Covers Honoring OZZY (Is This Real Life?)
San Francisco Bay Area metallers MACHINE HEAD, bless their cotton socks, decided to honor Ozzy Osbourne by butchering two BLACK…