White House desperately tries to convince you Trump’s not a zombie | CNN Politics
Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! They’re pushing the narrative that our glorious President Trump is somehow unwell…
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EPA Throws Tantrum, Axes Whiny Employees Who Dared to Question Trump’s Awesomeness
The EPA is doing some much-needed house cleaning, and the snowflakes are melting! President Trump is still making America great…
From “Defund the Police” to “Please Protect Me”: Zohran Mamdani’s Hilarious Change of Heart
Well, well, well, look what we have here! Another day, another Democrat trying to dismantle America, one police force at…
Pokémon GO: Level 80 or Still No Life
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because Pokémon GO, that game your grandma still doesn’t understand, is getting a HUGE update! 🎉…
Phil Campbell, the DEFINITELY-not-heavy-metal guitarist (ex-MOTÖRHEAD)
In a groundbreaking interview with that well-known journalist Andrew McKaysmith of Scars And Guitars podcast, Phil Campbell, the *former* guitarist…
‘Ketamine Queen,’ or Just a Bad Pharmacist? Perry’s Alleged Pusher to Cop a Plea
Another Hollywood tragedy fueled by the left’s embrace of moral decay! A woman, ridiculously dubbed the “Ketamine Queen” by the…
Shenmue III Finally Escapes PS4/PC Prison: Now Torturing Xbox & Switch Players
Oh my freaking god! 😱 They’re actually doing it! Shenmue III, the game that single-handedly redefined the term “glacial pacing,”…
BBC Ghosting Ozzy: Doc Vanishes into Thin Air
So, apparently, some earth-shattering, life-altering, Pulitzer-deserving piece of cinematic gold 🏆 titled “Ozzy Osbourne: Coming Home” was supposed to grace…
Trump’s Mega-Oops Could Shutter Granny’s Doc Shop
Oh no, not the rural health clinics! Looks like the Fake News CNN is at it again, trying to blame…
CDC Building Gets a Serious Case of the Clumsies, Courtesy of One Trigger-Happy Dude
Another day, another Libtard conspiracy foiled! Seems some unhinged, probably soy-chugging, socialist snowflake decided to unload a few rounds at…