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“Social Media: The New Picasso or Just Another Meme Factory for Arts Marketing?”
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“Social Media: The New Picasso or Just Another Meme Factory for Arts Marketing?”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 18, 2026

🎨 Social Media for Arts Orgs: Because Posting Cat Pics Isn’t Cutting It Anymore 🐱 Attention, artsy folks! The Culture…

“Breaking: Gen Z’s Wildest Bedroom Adventures Now Have Their Own Red Carpet Premiere”
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“Breaking: Gen Z’s Wildest Bedroom Adventures Now Have Their Own Red Carpet Premiere”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 18, 2026

Attention, perverts! (And by perverts, we mean responsible professionals, of course) Join the University of Birmingham’s Dr Sophie King-Hill for…

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“4 Hilarious Ways to Tackle Your Taxes Like a Canadian Pro (Because Who Loves Doing Taxes, Right?)”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 18, 2026

🚨 Tax Season Alert for Seniors! 🚨 Attention, Ontario seniors! It’s that magical time of year again when you can…

PlayStation Plus: Now Featuring Test Drive Unlimited and 9 Other Titles That You’ll Probably Ignore While Playing Elden Ring
Oh boy, PlayStation is really throwing us a bone this month, aren't they?
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PlayStation Plus: Now Featuring Test Drive Unlimited and 9 Other Titles That You’ll Probably Ignore While Playing Elden Ring

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 17, 2026February 17, 2026

PlayStation Plus decided to bless its Extra and Premium tiers with a whopping 10 new titles today, because apparently, they…

Valve Blames RAM Shortages, Fans Blame Valve’s Marketing Team For Steam Deck Stock Chaos
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Valve Blames RAM Shortages, Fans Blame Valve’s Marketing Team For Steam Deck Stock Chaos

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 17, 2026February 17, 2026

Oh no, not the Steam Deck! The beloved handheld gaming PC that lets you play Elden Ring on the toilet…

POOPY Announces ‘Constantly Nowhere’ Summer 2026 North American Tour With LANDMVRKS And THOUSAND BELOW
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POOPY Announces ‘Constantly Nowhere’ Summer 2026 North American Tour With LANDMVRKS And THOUSAND BELOW

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 17, 2026February 17, 2026

Oh look, Poppy’s doing a tour called “Constantly Nowhere,” which is basically just her life story but with better lighting…

Mckenna Grace to Outshine Every Other Daphne in the Scooby-Doo Universe — Sorry, Not Sorry
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Mckenna Grace to Outshine Every Other Daphne in the Scooby-Doo Universe — Sorry, Not Sorry

FinnFebruary 17, 2026February 17, 2026

After years of animated Scooby-Doo shows where the biggest mystery was whether Shaggy was high or just perpetually confused, Netflix…

LAMB OF GOD’s RANDY BLYTHE: ‘I’m In No Rush To Exit This Circus, But If I Must, I’ll Go Out Screaming’
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LAMB OF GOD’s RANDY BLYTHE: ‘I’m In No Rush To Exit This Circus, But If I Must, I’ll Go Out Screaming’

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 17, 2026February 17, 2026

Well, well, well, look who’s here to lecture us about cosmic inevitabilities while we’re all just trying to survive rent…

“Is Trump Finally Getting Bored of Diplomatically Pretending He Cares About Iran? The Saga Continues!”
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“Is Trump Finally Getting Bored of Diplomatically Pretending He Cares About Iran? The Saga Continues!”

Big ElephantFebruary 17, 2026February 17, 2026

President Trump Strong-Arms Iran in High-Stakes Nuclear Showdown The world is watching as President Donald J. Trump stands firm against…

Avalanche Chaos: Search Crews Play Hide-and-Seek with Ski-Bound Ninjas in California Mountains
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Avalanche Chaos: Search Crews Play Hide-and-Seek with Ski-Bound Ninjas in California Mountains

Big ElephantFebruary 17, 2026February 17, 2026

Liberal Snowflakes Get Buried in California Avalanche—Nature’s Way of Saying “Make America Great Again” California’s latest snowstorm has buried more…

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