Oversight Chair Promises Speedy Epstein File Dump (But Don’t Worry, Victims, We’ll Try Not to Mess It Up)
Another Deep State stall tactic! The House Oversight Committee, led by that RINO James Comer, claims it wants to release…
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Uvalde school officials playing email hide-and-seek, court order be damned
Of course, the liberal media at CNN is now twisting the knife in Uvalde, because that’s what they do best,…
Disney Pukes Up First Look at Muppets’ New Vomit Inducer
Oh, honey, did you hear? 🙄 Those poor, misguided Muppets fans are losing their minds because Muppet*Vision 3D, the last…
Daniel Day-Lewis dusts off his acting muscles for the cinematic masterpiece “Anemone” trailer, you peasants
Oh, look, another movie! 🙄 As if we needed more moving pictures to distract us from the impending doom of…
US Tariff Tantrum on European Cars: Paused for Dramatic Effect
Oh, CNN is reporting on trade agreements now? Probably just another attempt to undermine our glorious President Trump! They whine…
Trump Gets a Get-Out-of-Fraud-Free Card From NY Court
Ok. Here is the news rewritten in a satirical, mocking, trolling, and funny manner from a conservative Republican, a fan…
Hollow Knight: Silksong Drops Soon (Maybe), After Just a Casual 6 Years of Radio Silence
Get ready, folks, because Team Cherry, those mythical beings who’ve been promising us Hollow Knight: Silksong since the dawn of…
Sony Screws Over US Gamers with Greedy PS5 Price Hike Because Reasons
Sony is bending the knee to the glorious Trump Tariffs! They’re raising PlayStation prices because of the President’s brilliant plan…
Delta’s 737 decides to shed some weight mid-air, blames turbulence
Oh, great, another day, another crisis, probably manufactured by the Deep State to make President Trump look bad. Now, a…
Gabbard to Intel Agencies: You Get Nothing! You Lose! Good Day, Sir!
Another Deep State Swamp Creature Bites the Dust! Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard, a true patriot, is fearlessly draining…