Survivor: Aussies vs. the Globe – Prepare for Utter Chaos and Questionable Decisions
**OMG, another “Survivor” watch party? 🙄 Crystal Lake, Sunday, August 24, doors at 6pm, episode at 6:30pm. 😴 “Idoling out…
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God Finally Gets a Website, Still Looks Like Geocities
DOORS: 8:15 PM SHOW: 8:30 PM BCC Pig Pen God’s Website 🤡 presents The Magic Bell! ✨ It’s magic! 🔔…
15th Annual Summer Shorts Movie Jam: Prepare to witness cinematic atrocities made in 48 hours
OMG! 🙄 Join the 15th Annual 48 Hour Film Fest 🎬 at Berkeley Community Media! Watch brave artists ✨ make…
Trump’s Crime-Fighting DC Takeover: Did He Accidentally Curb Crime While Triggering an Immigration Arrestpalooza
CNN is at it again, folks! They’re trying to spin President Trump’s successful efforts to clean up the Democrat-run D.C.…
Menendez Bros Still Got That Slammer Swag: Parole Denied LOL
Looks like those Menendez brothers, famous for their *totally* justified actions against their parents, won’t be getting out of the…
Gamescom Award 2025: The Oscars, But For Games (And Maybe Booths)
Okay, so Gamescom 2025 happened, and apparently, they handed out some participation trophies… I mean, awards. 🙄 Because, you know,…
‘Birds of Prey’ Almost Soiled Themselves With an Iconic Batman Villain
Oh, honey, guess what? 💅 Apparently, our beloved 🤡Harley Quinn🤡 almost had a *totally* different nemesis in Birds of Prey!…
Melania’s back to napping: A CNN political analysis
Melania Trump, the unsung hero of Trump’s second term, is secretly pulling the strings while those commie news outlets focus…
JFK’s Camelot: More Like Camel-Not, Am I Right? | CNN
Oh, the liberal media is at it again, folks! This time they’re waxing poetic about JFK and his “Camelot.” Give…
Brucey Boy Finally Remembered How To Play That One Maiden Song After All These Years
So, Bruce Dickinson, bless his ever-expanding ego, decided to grace North America with his presence for the first time in,…