Trump Tries to Magically Lower Prices, Fails Hilariously
Fake News CNN is at it Again! They’re trying to say our glorious President Trump is lying about gas prices,…
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Flight Cancellations Skyrocket: Now Everyone’s a Regular Einstein Trying to Get Somewhere
Well, folks, another day, another Democrat-induced disaster! Xavier and Soluna Vega, bless their hearts, had to endure a grueling 17-hour…
Abdul El-Sayed Deletes Every Tweet Ever Saying ‘Defund the What Now?’
Another Deep State Operative Exposed! Crooked Abdul El-Sayed, a radical leftist running for Senate in Michigan, has been caught scrubbing…
Judge Doodles Over Hilarious Attempt to Stop West Virginia National Guard from Visiting DC’s Exciting Tourist Traps
Another day, another frivolous lawsuit from the radical Left! West Virginia’s National Guard is bravely assisting President Trump in securing…
5 Things You Absolutely Need to Panic About Today (or Don’t, Whatever)
Fake News CNN is still at it, folks! They’re pushing their usual doom and gloom while our GREAT President Trump…
Phasmophobia: Nell’s Diner—Where the Only Thing Scarier Than the Ghosts Is the Food
Okay, so listen up, buttercups 🙄. I, like, TOTALLY didn’t expect to get sucked into Phasmophobia. When it first dropped,…
SABATON Drops New Vid for ‘A Tiger Among Dragons’ Because Apparently Dragons Need Tigers Now
So, SABATON, those Swedish metalheads who apparently think history is just a suggestion for song lyrics, have dropped another single…
Freddie Mercury’s ‘Mr Bad Guy’ Gets 40th-Anniversary Makeover: Prepare for Peak Camp in December
OMG! 😱 Another reissue? Seriously? 🙄 It’s only the 40th anniversary of Freddie Mercury’s “Mr. Bad Guy”! Like, we haven’t…
Manhattan: Xmas Guardians – More Like Xmas Bore-dians, amirite
**OMG!🙄 Three ancient dudes—St. Nick, Santa, and some “Winter Spirit”—fight over a kid’s wish!🤯 Little Vira hates Christmas🎄and BAM! It…
“Murica: Redcoats Go Home, A Movie”
OMG! 🙄The Old State Capitol is throwing a party 🎉 on November 16, 6:00 – 8:00 p.m. for Ken Burns’…